"DON'T YOU SEE? YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE! YOU NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE! ALL YOU DID WAS WATCH PORNOGRAPHY! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU NEVER SCORED!"
— Ghost of Christmas Future/Buzzcut to Beavis, Beavis and Butt-Head ("Huh-Huh-Humbug")
Oh no! Stepping outside, you see the sun rising in the east. Glancing at your watch, you realize the terrible truth...
Your night in Sierra World is over, and (technically speaking) you're still...
a
VIRGIN!!!
Your night in Sierra World is over, and (technically speaking) you're still...
a
VIRGIN!!!
— The narrator, Leisure Suit Larry 1: In the Land of the Lounge Lizards
