"Oh, I love chocolate!"
Scratch: Dr. Robotnik loves omelettes!
Grounder: Yeah, and he likes eggs too!
Grounder: Yeah, and he likes eggs too!
You receive a box of delicious Fruit Gushers.
Could this birthday get any better? You don't think so.
Could this birthday get any better? You don't think so.
Andrew: You sure you don't wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?
Spike: It's not a road trip. It's a covert operation.
Andrew: Right. Right. Gotcha. (beat) I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.
Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things.
Andrew: Ooh, I love those.
Spike: Yeah, me, too.
Andrew: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I don't understand how such a thing is possible.
Spike: See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes.
Andrew: Masterful.
Spike: Yeah. (beat) Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
Andrew: Right.
Spike: It's not a road trip. It's a covert operation.
Andrew: Right. Right. Gotcha. (beat) I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.
Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things.
Andrew: Ooh, I love those.
Spike: Yeah, me, too.
Andrew: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I don't understand how such a thing is possible.
Spike: See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes.
Andrew: Masterful.
Spike: Yeah. (beat) Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
Andrew: Right.
Shadow Teddie: Chie, do you know any other words that start with F?
Chie: Uh, Fsteak?
Shadow Teddie: Excellent.
PASTAAAAAAAAAA!
— Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!
— Monterey Jack, Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
— Kevin McCallister, Home Alone
Sandvich make me STRONG!
— The Heavy, Team Fortress 2
I'm Austin, and I like pancakes!
— Austin Moon's first line, Austin & Ally
Lusa: Tell me more about seals. Do they taste like squirrels?
Kallik: Not really. A seal is like a great big fish, only much better. They're crunchy and chewy and delicious, and I could eat nothing but seals for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy. I wish I could catch one for you! I bet you'd love the taste even better than blueberries.
Lusa: More than blueberries! Wow, they must be really tasty. Do you thing there will be seals at the Place of Everlasting Ice?
Kallik: Of course. That's why it'll be the perfect home for us.
— Seeker Bears: Smoke Mountain
Joseph: Kakyoin, he went all crazy.
Polnareff: Well, could just be he needs more cherries.
Jotaro: When we get to the next town, we'll go get him some.
Polnareff: Well, could just be he needs more cherries.
Jotaro: When we get to the next town, we'll go get him some.
My eyes nearly bust a nut yesterday when I read the gorgeous words “Oreo Churros.” Just reading those words may have given me instant diabetes and I’m not sure I even care. Churros are one of my favorite things in the entire world. Whenever I go to a new grocery, I run my ass to the freezer section to see if they have frozen churros, because nobody really carries frozen churros and it’s some delicious shit you should always keep in the house along with weed... Churros are the dicks of the angels.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
Norrin: Is this enough garlic?
Katie: No.
Norrin: You didn't even look.
Katie: It will never be enough garlic.
"...Did... someone say... peanut butter?"
— Winston, Overwatch
"Origami gives me great peace of in times of war... but then, so does a banana split."
—Super Ninja Monkey, Quelf
King: [to Rex] Okay, I got a question. What's your favorite food?
Rex: A double portion of Doggy Chop from the can mixed into a bowl of broken Puppy Snaps with a vitamin crushed up into it.
Boss: King's the spokes-dog for that. He's the Doggy Chop dog.
King: Used to be.
Duke: Was that your daily meal?
Rex: Not always. My master was a schoolteacher and we weren't rich, you know. You?
King: A center cut Kobe ribeye, seared on the bone with salt and pepper.
Rex: Wow.
King: It was my birthday supper, every year.
Boss: Mine's hot sausage, yakitori style. The snack vendor always saved me one on game days.
King: [to Duke] Duke?
Duke: Uh, green tea ice cream. My master had a sweet tooth, I probably inherited from her.
...
Rex: [to Chief] How about you, Chief? What was your favorite food? [Duke, King, and Boss turn to Chief]
Chief: Me? Uh, I don't care. Garbage, trash, scraps of rubbish. I'm used to leftovers.
"So what's your favorite food, bucko? Mine be crabby cakes!"
— Cap'n Cuttlefish, Splatoon
"I think garlic bread would have to be my favourite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping."
—Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Regina Mills: I thought you to be a fan of all food.
Emma Swan: I'm the number one fan of grilled cheese.
Emma Swan: I'm the number one fan of grilled cheese.
"Your society is full of soft and undisciplined weaklings. However...I do enjoy the planet's grapes. The grapes are delicious."
"And the vone taste treat so sweet, that really cain't be beat - Is what we have, ja. How you are? Caviar, that little black mess!"
— Bert Schnick, Shock Treatment
"One of the running jokes, I guess, is that Sonic always has a thing for chili dogs. (...) You know, at least with other cartoons, there's some sort of rhyme or reason. Bugs Bunny with carrots, Winnie the Pooh with honey... A blue hedgehog... and chili dogs...? What's the connection!?"
Halligan: If we ever get out of here alive... Would you... I mean... Could you ever bring yourself to...
Melanie: ... Go to Al's Pizza Palace for a pizza with you? Yes, I think I'd like that!
Halligan: Hey! How did you guess? Do you know Al's Pizza Palace?
Melanie: I've never been there, Brent. But when I went to Scotland Yard to look for you, I took a look at your office. I couldn't miss the boxes...
Melanie: ... Go to Al's Pizza Palace for a pizza with you? Yes, I think I'd like that!
Halligan: Hey! How did you guess? Do you know Al's Pizza Palace?
Melanie: I've never been there, Brent. But when I went to Scotland Yard to look for you, I took a look at your office. I couldn't miss the boxes...
"Stone fruit... If these didn't make me immortal, they'd literally kill me!"
— Monkey King/Sun Wukong, Monkie Kid
Richard: [Monica]'s not here, and please come in.
Chandler: (examines a glass on the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Monica? Monica?
Richard: Okay, she was here.
Chandler: (examines a glass on the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Monica? Monica?
Richard: Okay, she was here.
Adee the Chia has been eating too much ice cream. Ice cream for breakfast, ice cream for lunch and ice cream for dinner. In fact, she has eaten so much that she's starting to get some pretty strange dreams! In her latest one she is trapped within a giant Ice Cream Machine and must dodge the killer scoops that are trying to hit her... this time the ice cream is out for revenge!
— Ice Cream Machine game description, Neopets
Winston's Dad: (chuckles) Did you see the expression on that waiter's face when you ordered? He looked like he was going to squirm right out of that fancy tuxedo of his! I think you might have been the first person in the history of that establishment to order a 'club sandwich on white, toasted, with extra mayo.'
Winston: It's what I wanted.
Winston's Dad: Was it at least a good club sandwich?
Winston: I've had better.
Winston: It's what I wanted.
Winston's Dad: Was it at least a good club sandwich?
Winston: I've had better.
— Run, by Eric Walters
Don't need a burger, don't need no shake!
I'll waugh in your face if you offer me cake!
Don't waste my time with your bwussel spwouts!
If you make me a steak, I'll just thwow it out!
I want a gwilled cheese! (Not a BLT...)
Gwilled cheese! (Are you fowwowing me?)
Gwilled cheese! (I wove you more than any other...)
I think I'm gonna make another!
I'll waugh in your face if you offer me cake!
Don't waste my time with your bwussel spwouts!
If you make me a steak, I'll just thwow it out!
I want a gwilled cheese! (Not a BLT...)
Gwilled cheese! (Are you fowwowing me?)
Gwilled cheese! (I wove you more than any other...)
I think I'm gonna make another!
— Elmer Fudd, The Looney Tunes Show, "Grilled Cheese"
"[Peaches] happen to be a personal favorite of mine. The sweetness of their abundant nectars and the softness of their perfectly ripe flesh... They are a blessing from the Holy Mother herself."
— Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, Case 6-3: "The Rite of Turnabout"
