Quotes / The Scrooge

Ugh! If they can’t afford everything at once, they just shouldn’t celebrate! Poor people don’t deserve Christmas!

— Not Always Right, "Too Rich For Jesus' Blood"

He compared striking union workers to Daesh, of all fucking things, showing that he considers Americans themselves to be the greatest threat to America.

— Rational Wiki on US Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R)

During her Grey's Anatomy days, bitch couldn’t take a piss in a toilet without at least $1,000 cash dropping out of her cooch. Heigl had money coming out of everywhere. So a lot of hos (including this ho) wondered why Katherine couldn’t just reach up into her ass, move the stick to the right a bit, grab a stack of money behind it and use that shit to fund the rest of her movie. The quick answer is: Because she’s a bitch...she’d rather use the $150,000 to shoot her face up with more fillers.

—Michael K., on Katherine Heigl

"He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you want to haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!"

—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi"

"I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending
And obliterates depending on what time of the year
Brutality is near
In the form of income tax
I'd rather take a fucking axe
To my face, blow up this place
With you all in it, I'd do it in a minute"

[...]

"Because I'd rather you be dead
Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant"

—Dethklok, "Dethharmonic"

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