Quotes / The Scrounger

Jadzia: Where did you get your hands on some Saurian Brandy?
Nog: It's a busy starbase. I may be a cadet but I'm still a Ferengi.

—Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

(Radar managed to procure an incubator for the camp after Hawkeye and Trapper had failed)
Trapper: We went all the way to a two-star general!
Hawkeye: And a little corporal will lead them.
Radar: Well, next time you should start at the top.

—M*A*S*H

"When scrounging for goods you can get cheap, fast, or high quality. Pick two."

— Emtrey, X-Wing: Rogue Squadron

Almond: Sir, permission to steal donated food rations from the Australians?

Lewes: Permission granted.

— SAS: Rogue Heroes

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