Quotes / The Scrappy

Anime & Manga

"No, she didn't miss you, you idiot! She doesn't give a shit about you! In fact, NO one gives a shit about you! Hell, people like Shippo more than you."

— Inuyasha telling Koga what everyone thinks about him, Inuyasha Episode Infinity

Podcasts

Tony: What's the difference between Baby Sinclair and a traditional Muppet?
Emily: No fur.
Gerald: Visible legs.
Morgan: A crippling lack of charm.

— Escape from Vault Disney! discussing Dinosaurs

Video Games

"I hate that frog!"

— Wolf O'Donnell talking about Slippy Toad, Star Fox: Assault

Visual Novels

"You've just won a one-way trip to the top of my 'most annoying people ever' list, buddy."

— Apollo Justice on Florent L'Belle, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Dual Destinies, Case 5-2: "The Monstrous Turnabout"

Web Original

"Comic relief in cartoons didn't make you laugh. They were just a couple people that we hated more than anyone else."

— Seanbaby

"Much is Robin's brother in this telling. A wise choice, as that's the only possible explanation for why they'd keep someone this incompetent around for as long as they do, instead of leading him to a quiet spot in the woods, taking out their bows, and telling him about the rabbits."

— Brian Lynch, Under the Hood, on the character of Much in Robin of Sherwood

"The scene cuts to the rest of the cast still collecting sap, then they hear the bestial roar of what I still at the time was hoping was Cardin being eaten."

— RWBY Recaps

"There are some people who want to be the Mighty and the Great, be it as the genius wizard or the master of combat, the Paragon Champion of Good or the Terrible (in both the old and new sense of the word) Scourge of the World. There are some people who want to be the "Everyman": The regular Joe of humble origins who faces and overcomes foes trials and tests with grit, pluck and determination. There are some people who want to be the Underdog: The laughable underachiever or belittled lowborn whom nobody would bet on when placed up against the world, but whose accomplishments are all the more sweet for having achieved them with a massive handicap.
But nobody sane wants to be the absolute dregs.
Enter the Gully Dwarves. They are like dwarves, except minus everything that makes dwarves cool."

— 1d4chan on Gully Dwarves

Web Video

"Yes, they serve a purpose. Yes, they're supposed to be cute. That doesn't stop [them] from being the most irritating helpers this side of the dog in Duck Hunt."

— The Gaming Pixie discussing Golden Axe

''"He's not just an incorrigibly hormonal teen, he's a sex predator, and it bums me out. He brings nothing to the table, and really just makes every scene worse."

— Dorkly's Tony Wilson on Mineta Minoru

"So what I’m trying to say is that My Hero Academia’s Ok. It’s the rare kind of anime where I feel like I can show it to somebody and not immediately feel ashamed about it…as long as I remember to fast forward through every scene with Mineta in it."

— NearChris on Mineta Minoru, My Hero Academia Games

"Watch as she pawns off her kid, crashes her car on an empty road, and even in death, is literally haunting the show with her annoying presence. Ugggh! She's the worst!"

— Honest Trailers on Lori from The Walking Dead (Seasons 1-3)

"Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Captain Dillon since playing this game. There are sixty thousand miles of nerves and thin layers in the human body. If the word hate was written on every nano-inch of these tens of thousands of miles it wouldn't even be one billionth of the hate i have for Captain Dillon in this micro-instant. Hate hate HAAAATE!"

— Civvie 11, on Dillon from Duke Nukem Forever

"...Isyander^note Leader of the Academy where you hire Hero Units takes territory — which he doesn't need — away from players. He can also enter your territory, destroy your fleets, and siege your planets. But lord forbid you manage to sink one of Isyander's ships, which — by the way — are stronger than any other faction. That's an act of aggression. And he's going to ask you to pay Reparations. Small side note: If you're getting harassed and abused by Isyander and want him to stop... you can't. Until you discover the location of the Academy, you can't even do diplomacy. Now, let's say you forgive all that. You're open minded. And you're wondering "what's the point of a new Academy?" [clip of Bernie Sanders asking for financial support] Every 10 turns, Isyander will ask for your most generous financial contribution to the Academy. The highest contributions will get their preferred position within the Academy. After another 10 turns? [the same Bernie clip plays again] Also, he's been expertly programmed to 'forget' any positive relations you had before. Which may surprise you, since he'll go back to neutral and start attacking you. Better pay up! Because you can't contribute to the Academy until you've paid reparations! If you try to take his home system, he'll demand you give it back. And pay reparations. Who the fuck made this shit..."

— SsethTzeentach, on why the Awakening expansion for Endless Space 2 makes the game worse

"Okay, not only does this little snot talk in the third person for no reason; maybe our mom didn't care enough to give us any education... […] but she's also the most annoying character I've ever witnessed in any media, and I've watched an episode of My Hero Academia with the Grape Kid in it!"

— JaidenAnimations on Jovi, "The Darkest Pokemon game you've never played"

"Regardless of how you look at it, Tsumugi makes no sense! Apparently, the writer passes off the negative feedback her character gets as the 'intended reception'. Well, to quote myself from earlier, intentionally insufferable is still insufferable! It's one thing to unintentionally make a bad character. It's a different story to make a bad character on purpose, and pass it off as something profound! That's what Tsumugi is. She's a lousy attempt at being ironically artsy, and the less we have of villains like her, the better!"

— Josh Scorcher on Tsumugi Shirogane, "Top Ten Worst Video Game Villains"

Western Animation

Frozone: And that rabbit is gettin' on my last nerves!
Mr. Incredible: The rabbit is cuddly. Kids like little cuddly sidekicks. I mean, Gh, the rabbit, it's a time-tested— okay. The rabbit bites.
(later)
Frozone: And now you have me involved in this commentary, further connecting me with work that is clearly inferior, and CONNECTING ME TO A RABBIT! DID YOU OKAY THE RABBIT!?
Mr. Incredible: I had nothing to do with the rabbit, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GOT THE RABBIT!
Frozone: WELL SOMEBODY OKAYED THE RABBIT!

— The commentary on Mr. Incredible and Pals

Eric Cartman: You're the worst character ever, Towelie.
Towelie: I know.

—South Park

Jar Jar Binks: Dexie, why everybody hate me-sa?
Dexter: Weeeell, how honest do we wanna get?

— Star Wars Detours

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