Comic Books
"Wolverine always gets the job done, and murdering Charles was something he was much looking forward to. He's only doing what he did when I sent him to kill that little despot in the gulf and the CEO of that corporation which was pumping all that wretched filth into the ocean. You know Wolverine. Holding off on a kill just means there's a woman he's trying to get into bed first."
Film — Live-Action
"When it comes to women, you're a true democrat."
— Rick Blaine to Captain Louis Renault, Casablanca
Dr. Burke: Good evening, Doctor. I'm collecting for the county hospital.
Dr. Hare: Tony!
Dr. Burke: Have you got any women patients you don't want?
Eve: Oh, hi, Tony. I'm Eve.
Jean: Hi, Tony. I'm Jean.
Audrey: Hi, Tony. I'm freezing.
Dr. Burke: Hi, girls. I'm available.
Commander Fanshawe: Watch it. He's a bit of a wolf, you know.
Miss Foster: Baker, a "wolf"?
Commander Fanshawe: Mm hm.
Miss Foster: Well, that's a laugh coming from you.
Live-Action TV
Lily: Barney, why can't you just take a girl out to dinner like a normal person?
Barney: Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get the 'yes'. Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
Barney: Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get the 'yes'. Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
Music
Boy get your head out of the stars above
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum love
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum love
— Mac MacAnally, "Minimum Love"
"I've been here like a thousand times
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
I've been to every continent
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
Just remember not to love me when I disappear"
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
I've been to every continent
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
Just remember not to love me when I disappear"
— Tally Hall, "The Bidding"
Video Games
I like my teams like I like my romances; in groups of six.
— The Spy, Team Fortress 2
Web Original
Step 1, when in doubt, stay absolutely silent; step 2, when asked about your past, give vague, open-ended answers; step 3, have a great name; and finally, step 4, look fantastic in a suit, look fantastic in casual wear, look fantastic in anything, sound good, smell good, kiss good, strut around with supreme confidence, be uncannily successful at your job, blow people away everytime you say anything, take six-hour lunches, disappear for weeks at a time, lie to everyone about everything, and drink and smoke constantly.
— Don Draper, Don Draper's Guide To Picking Up Women
You could make a convincing case for the word "witcher" meaning a bloke who has sex with witches a lot, since even in the short time I was playing female magic-users were queuing up to nibble on my +69 staff of penetration.
