Bozo the Clown: We had fun today. But now, It's time for the Grand March! So, Audience, Follow Me! (Blows his whistle) (To the viewers) Goodbye! (We see audience exiting on stage as the credits rolls)
— The Every Episode Ending on The Bozo Show.
Bozo the Clown: You can find this book at the Chicago Public Library, Or of course: At your local library or book stores. Remember, Kids: Reading is fun.
— The conclusion phrase from Bozo's Book of the Week.
Bozo the Clown: Wow! And I gotta tell ya, they're a great cast of thousands too. Good Morning!
— The first words Bozo says at the beginning of every episode after he's introduced.
Cooky the Cook: Hey-hey-hey! Don't go away! Because coming up right after this is... The Grand! Prize! Game!
— Cooky announcing the Grand Prize Game coming up right after the break.
Wizzo: Don't leave your tv set. Stay right where you are. Do you know why? Because coming up next, is the Grand! Prize! Game!
— Wizzo announcing the Grand Prize Game coming up right after the commercial break.
Announcer: From Chicago, The Bozo Show is on the air! Staring Bozo; the worlds most famous clown! Our cooky cook, Cooky! The world's whackiest wizard, Wizzo! The maestro of musical magic, Professor Andy! It's Chicago's craziest hour for kids of all ages. With plenty of surprises, and the grandest game of all. The Grand Prize Game! The Bozo Show! Featuring a cast of thousands! And now heeeeere's Bozo!
— The opening announcement to the Bozo Show
Narrator: In the Deepest part of a Wizards cave, inside a secret chest, Bozo found a magic map. A map that held the key to a magic kingdom.
Bozo the Clown: Chicago?
Cooky the Cook: Is is a treasure map, Boze?
Narrator: Ah, but ordinary treasure maps have one 'X'. This one had a gazillion.
Bozo the Clown: And each 'X' marks the spot!
Cooky the Cook: Some chocolate covered anchovies would really hit the spot!
Narrator: And by touching any 'X', you would be transported to that place on the magic map!
Bozo the Clown: Hang on, Cook. Look out world. Here comes The Clown about Town!
— The opening segment to the Clown About Town
