Funny / The Bozo Show

• 1979, The Three Bears sketch with Bozo as Papa Bear, Wizzo as Mama Bear and Cooky as Baby Bear. (wearing a Cubs cap) The sketch ends with Golly the Gorilla appearing as Goldilocks and destroying the set.
• A contestant named Danny kept walking to the bucket to drop the ball on the Grand Prize Game. At one point, Bozo sings Danny Boy to him show the rules of the game. You are not supposed to walk to the bucket. You are supposed to toss the ping-pong ball into the bucket.
  — Bozo: (singing) Oh, Danny Boy. Your walking days are over......
• In a 1989 episode, a Grand Prize Game contestant named Whitney continually walked to the buckets to drop the balls in despite Bozo's repeated attempts to explain the rules to her. It culminated in her taking the bill out of Bucket No. 6 and placing it in her new wagon resulting in Bozo picking up Whitney. At one point, Bozo quipped about his producer "standing over there with blood in his eye."
• Things don't go as planned when a girl is invited to introduce a cartoon:
  Girl: I don't watch you anymore.
  Bozo: You don't?
  Girl: I don't know what happened to me, but I don't.