"Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement. YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! (...) Don't have any? (Beat) You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT?! The truth is, you've lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment! That suit is gonna come out of your pay! AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE (inhale) FIIIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARRRS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOOOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!"
"And here he is, this young man. He's not missed anything all day. The atmosphere is hushed. You can hear a pin drop. He's going for the rest. A lot of people wouldn't fancy using the rest at this point, but this young fellow relishes the task ahead of him. Note how his chin almost brushes the table. [man prepares to shoot] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh... [man misses shot] OH CALAMITY! OH HOWL, HOWL, HOWL! BLBLBLBLBLBLBL! CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN! THE GREAT STEAMING PILLOCK! And now, Jimmy White. Jimmy White has an easy red over the corner pocket."
"Aaaah, tryin' to sneak through the door man! Can't make it! Can't make it, the shit's stuck! Out of my way, son! DOOR STUCK!! DOOR STUCK!! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
—The DOOR STUCK
Counter-Strike video
Counter-Strike video"Congraaaaatulations, you found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!! Ha ha haaaaaaa!"
V: Can I change your name?
Skippy: No.
V: Why not? Considering I'm your new owner.
Skippy: Increasing volume by 300 percent. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Administrator rights are needed to complete that action. You do not have the required permissions.
Sylvia: Shouldn’t you let some of us get the finishing blow on occasion?
Tessa: Maybe if I wasn’t the strongest one, and also the LEA. DER.
Tessa: Maybe if I wasn’t the strongest one, and also the LEA. DER.
Burke: Okay, look. What if the ship didn't even exist, huh? Did you ever think about that? I didn't know! So now, if I went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, and there are no exclusive rights for anybody; nobody wins. So I made a decision and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call...
Ripley: Bad call? THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, BURKE! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE?!?!
—- Aliens
White Diamond: What is this? Where's Pink?
Pink Steven: (quietly) She's gone.
White Diamond: What did you just say? Answer me.
Pink Steven: (turns his head towards White) She's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
Pink Steven: (quietly) She's gone.
White Diamond: What did you just say? Answer me.
Pink Steven: (turns his head towards White) She's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
—Steven Universe, "Change Your Mind"
"A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!"
—Dan Backslide, The Dover Boys
"Well, well, if it isn't the Rover Boys, ha ha ha ha ha. And only two hours late, too. Oh, tsk tsk tsk. Oh, it's a shame you boys had to come in today. I would've gladly brought your work out to ya, ha ha ha ha ha... NOW GET THIS!!!!! IF YOU'RE LATE ONE MORE TIME, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!! GET TO WORK!!!!!!!"
—Unnamed boss, Porky's Badtime Story
"Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it—GREAT!!!"
—Genie, Aladdin
"There are two kinds of metal in this yard: scrap and art. If y'gotta eat one of 'em, eat the scrap. What you currently have IN YOUR MOUTH IS ART!"
—Dean McCoppin, The Iron Giant
"I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo...or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke. And you...ARE WEARING...HIS MERCHANDISE?!?!"
—Hades, Hercules
Tangle the Lemur: Please don't do this! Let me prove I'm not a failure!
Whisper the Wolf: You're not.
Tangle the Lemur: THEN WHY?!
Whisper the Wolf: I WON'T LOSE ANOTHER FRIEND! I CAN'T!
Whisper the Wolf: You're not.
Tangle the Lemur: THEN WHY?!
Whisper the Wolf: I WON'T LOSE ANOTHER FRIEND! I CAN'T!
"For the first time in my life, I'm...PISSED OFF!"
"Pretty...uh...mirror...lovely...NOT TAKE MIRROR!!!"
—Yeta/Blizzeta, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Prince Derek: (After Odette dies) I made the vow for her. Do you hear?! THE VOW I MADE WAS FOR HEEEEER!
Rothbart: No need to shout.
Rothbart: No need to shout.
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!"
—Garry, The Thing (1982)
"You really do remember this time? I'm so FLATTERED!!! BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
— Axel to Roxas, Kingdom Hearts II
Dean Ambrose: I always believed in you. I was the guy by your side that whole time. And we promised to come up to WWE and take over together, he tried to stop us!
Triple H: What, are you gonna go down the brother route? Talk about the brother...you stabbed in the back in the same night your other brother told the world he was fighting leukemia again?
Ambrose: I'm sorry, but this conversation doesn't CONCERN YOU!
Triple H: What, are you gonna go down the brother route? Talk about the brother...you stabbed in the back in the same night your other brother told the world he was fighting leukemia again?
Ambrose: I'm sorry, but this conversation doesn't CONCERN YOU!
— WWE Raw, January 28, 2019
Sandy: Boy howdy, this critter put up some sorta fight, but I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me! I even found ma tail!
Spongebob: That's not the worm.
Sandy: Pardon?
Spongebob: That's not the worm. That's his tongue.
(zoom out to reveal that the "cave" was the mouth of the worm)
Sandy: ...Ohhhh. This is the tongue... and the whole thing... is... the... worm. (Beat) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFFFFEEEEE!!!
Spongebob: That's not the worm.
Sandy: Pardon?
Spongebob: That's not the worm. That's his tongue.
(zoom out to reveal that the "cave" was the mouth of the worm)
Sandy: ...Ohhhh. This is the tongue... and the whole thing... is... the... worm. (Beat) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFFFFEEEEE!!!
— Spongebob Squarepants, "Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm"
"And now back to KRUD, with all of your personal YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH STEALING MY CAR hits."
"You know, I'm not that concerned about the mongooses. Not even my warthog. I'm kinda curious about the rest of the warthogs, and I'd love to know where our power supply went to, but what I really wanna know is WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN TANKS?!?!"
—Hammer, Spriggs: a Halo 3 Machinima
"Of course I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!"
—Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
"And then I'll be all like GET BACK TO WORK"
—Benson, Regular Show
"Firebrand's eyes blazed, and he took a step forward. 'Don't call me son, damn you. Don't call me son, don't ever call me son! DO YOU HEAR ME?'"
"That's just how I always say HEAVILY ARMED HUMAN TROOPS!"
— Callum, The Dragon Prince
Bob Crachit: The bookkeepers would like some more coal.
Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeepers like to be UNEMPLOYED?!
Bookkeepers: (suddenly in luau clothes) Heatwave! (singing) This is my island, in the sun!
Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeepers like to be UNEMPLOYED?!
Bookkeepers: (suddenly in luau clothes) Heatwave! (singing) This is my island, in the sun!
Orthopox: It's as if the monster is crying out, "kill me. Kill meeeee."
Crypto: That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. So you want me to hunt down this monstrosity and put it out of its misery?
Pox: Actually, I want you to read its mind and find the source of its cognitive distress so we can get it some help and over time teach it confidence and self-esteem.
Crypto: ... you're kidding, right?
Pox: OF COURSE I AM, YOU MUTATION! Now go kill that thing!
Crypto: That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. So you want me to hunt down this monstrosity and put it out of its misery?
Pox: Actually, I want you to read its mind and find the source of its cognitive distress so we can get it some help and over time teach it confidence and self-esteem.
Crypto: ... you're kidding, right?
Pox: OF COURSE I AM, YOU MUTATION! Now go kill that thing!
"She wasn't a doll, she was never a doll! She was a GOD DAMN HUMAN BEING!"
— Shinji, Wake
"Up and ready to do some (pulls out a knife) KILLING! SOMEONE'S GOING TO HELL TONIGHT!"
— Hayato, "Diamond is Unbreakable But Really Really Fast"
"After two hundred years of shit, PURE SHIT, I think I deserve something better."
— Astarion, Baldur's Gate III
"You serve the Absolute. You...serve...me! Bow, you dog! BOW!"
— Ketheric Thorm, Baldur's Gate III
"Uh, take this game for example: Total Recall. I remember my first time playin' it as a kid. It was a Friday night, my homework was all done, my mom took me to the video store, I rented this game, I took it home, man I played it, and it just FUCKIN' PISSED ME OFF, AND RUINED MY WHOLE GODDAMN WEEKEND!"
"What did you do to your creators, <<MURDERERS>>?"
"Yeah, who is this, the operator? Gimme an outside line. {pained) Well then dial for me, it's a medical emergency, darling. (Beat) Dial... the FUCKING NUMBER, OR I'LL STRANGLE MYSELF WITH THE PHONE CORD! (Beat) 202... 733... 8525... argh..."
Stansfield: Benny, bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean, everyone?
Stansfield: EVERYONE!
Benny: What do you mean, everyone?
Stansfield: EVERYONE!
"I won't ask again: Call him off! CALL HIM OFF!!!"
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
"You are also accused of 347 counts of rape, of sexual deviancy and bourgeois immorality and acts of perversion WITH CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS SEVEN YEARS OLD!"
— Nikita Khrushchev to Lavrentiy Beria, The Death of Stalin
Batman: They say one Hellspore will create a fire pit. What will happen to Apokolips when five hundred of them go off...Simultaneously?
Darkseid: You dare...! YOU DARE?!
Darkseid: You dare...! YOU DARE?!
Frieza: Fine, then. I'll crush you into tiny pieces. The way I did that Earthling.
Son Goku: The way you did that Earthling? You mean Krillin!? YOU MEAN KRILLIN!?
Son Goku: The way you did that Earthling? You mean Krillin!? YOU MEAN KRILLIN!?
"Come closer... Still closer, so I can show you... MY FURY!!! NEVER, EVER COME CLOSER TO ME AGAIN, YOU MAGGOT!"
— The Gatekeeper, Atmosfear
"You put hands on me in my home? IN MY HOME!"
— Jor-El, World of Krypton
"Hey guys, two quick questions! Uh, number one: What the fuck am I looking at? Number two: Can...can you stop? Can we--can we not do this? For five seconds? For FIVE SECONDS!!!!"
"I have a date with Ms. Patricia Carling from Supplies on Saturday night. She says my eyes are my loveliest feature. If I go like this... I'M ONLY HALF LOVELY!"
—Warden Ackerman, Red Dwarf
Castiel: You said Eve could open the door to Purgatory.
Crowley: Correct. I did. And I'm confident that she could have, IF SHE WAS STILL ALIVE!
If the Continuum's told you once, it's told you a thousand times: DON'T! PROVOKE! THE BORG!
—Q to his son, Q, Star Trek: Voyager, "Q2"
Matron: Will you be wanting an X-ray, Doctor?
Dr. Nookey: Pardon?
Matron: DO YOU WISH AN X-RAY?!
Sir Roger: Her Majesty jests, of course. With your permission, I will take my usual seat.
Queen Marie: Oh do as I say and shut up!
Sam: Look, see the view count? Only 27 people have clicked on it.
Carly: Okay, good.
(Carly takes a close look at the view count; it reads "27K")
Carly: Sam...?
Sam: Yeah?
Carly: THAT'S 27 THOUSAND!!!
Carly: Okay, good.
(Carly takes a close look at the view count; it reads "27K")
Carly: Sam...?
Sam: Yeah?
Carly: THAT'S 27 THOUSAND!!!
— iCarly, "iPilot"
Kenzaki: All Undead are sealed. You are last, JOKER!
Hajime: You and I...can only understand each other by fighting!
Hajime: You and I...can only understand each other by fighting!
"If I were a bunny, I'd... HOP! HOP! HOP!...HOP! HOP! HOP!...HOP! HOP! HOP!...HOP! HOP! HOP! If I were a rhino, I'd... STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! If I were a fish, I'd... SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!...SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!...SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!"
—Blarney the Singing Sea Serpent, The Powerpuff Girls (1998)
"Hug it...out? Luisa can't lift an empanada. Mariano's nose looks like a smashed papaya. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!"
— Isabela Madrigal, Encanto
"This blood... So what, make believe that's his! This guy wants to break you! Humiliate you! STOMP YOU INTO THE GROUND! NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!"
— Terry Silver, The Karate Kid Part III
"Do you see what happens when you come to my garden, bunny, huh? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!"
Batman: I want answers.
Doctor Fate: I answer only to the Lords of Order.
Batman: You'll answer to me!
Doctor Fate: I answer only to the Lords of Order.
Batman: You'll answer to me!
Swamp Thing: Let it go, Victor.
Mr. Freeze: Nora is NOT dead!
Mr. Freeze: Nora is NOT dead!
Reverse-Flash: I ran a long way from the future to hurt you, Barry. But this timeline? It's all wrong.
Flash: So go back to your own time, "Reverse-Flash"...
Reverse-Flash: [violently kicks the Flash] YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED?! Your Regime buddies killed one of my ancestors-—and now I'm trapped in a paradox! I can never go home... but at least I can HURT YOU!
Flash: So go back to your own time, "Reverse-Flash"...
Reverse-Flash: [violently kicks the Flash] YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED?! Your Regime buddies killed one of my ancestors-—and now I'm trapped in a paradox! I can never go home... but at least I can HURT YOU!
"And then we come across the surgeon's worst enemy, which is what?" (Beat) "Speak up, man!" (Beat) "BLOOD, you numbskull!"
— Sir Lancelot Spratt, Doctor in the House (1954)
Daffy Duck: [Daffy tries to speak, only to have his voice replaced by animal sounds. For three times in a row, his attempts to gain control of his voice fail miserably. As he seethes with rage, his eyes go red as he stares at the animator.]
BAAAAAAAHHHBBBLBLBLBLBBLB — AND I'VE NEVER BEEN 'SO HUMILIATED' IN ALL MY LIFE!
BAAAAAAAHHHBBBLBLBLBLBBLB — AND I'VE NEVER BEEN 'SO HUMILIATED' IN ALL MY LIFE!
Leonidas: You bring the crowned heads of conquered kings to my city's steps! You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same.
Persian messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
(A long silent segment follows where Leonidas turns to his wife Gorgo, who simply nods. Leonidas turns back to the messenger.)
Leonidas: Madness...THIS! IS! SPARTA!!
Persian messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
(A long silent segment follows where Leonidas turns to his wife Gorgo, who simply nods. Leonidas turns back to the messenger.)
Leonidas: Madness...THIS! IS! SPARTA!!
— 300
"See your hands are warm." (Beat) "GO ON, MAN! YOU'VE SEEN A BELLY BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU?!"
— Sir Lancelot Spratt, Doctor in Love
"A stick from the park where you PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY!"
— Dora Winifred "D.W." Read, Arthur, "Arthur's Almost Boring Day"
"It's a perfect day to just lie in bed, sleep in, or maybe... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED!"
— Michael "Mike" Wazowski, Monsters, Inc.
"I didn't shout. THIS IS SHOUTING!"
— T.D. Kennelly, Martha Speaks
"Nobody...calls me A NERD!"
—Dean Ambrose snaps at being called a "nerd" by The Club, WWE Raw, September 18, 2017
Well, you'd scream, too, IF YOU STUBBED YOUR TOE ON A ROCK!
— Five Funny Frights
"Just do what I do when I have problems: SCREEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!"
— Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Something Smells"
Khan: Never told you how... "Admiral" Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this... barren sandheap with only the contents of these... cargo bays to sustain us?
Checkov: You lie! On Ceti Alpha V there was life! A fair chan-
Khan: THIS IS CETI ALPHA V! Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste.
Checkov: You lie! On Ceti Alpha V there was life! A fair chan-
Khan: THIS IS CETI ALPHA V! Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste.
Max: Nikki, stop! This was entertaining when it was a way to freak out Neil, but you're going way overboard! You're not really dying, this isn't really happening, and this whole day was just a big huge waste of everyone's time!
Nikki: (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
Max: Hey... you... don't, uh... tears?
Nikki: (suddenly on her feet and in Max's face) I AM DYING, MAX!! YOU JUST DON"T CARE BECAUSE YOU'RE SELFISH, AND YOU ONLY EVER CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!! THAT'S WHAT "SELFISH" MEANS!!! (sits down, suddenly completely calm)
Max: ...Woah.
Nikki: Wow. Sorry. I don't know what came over me. I guess this whole morbid experience has got me all emotional and moody.
Nikki: (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
Max: Hey... you... don't, uh... tears?
Nikki: (suddenly on her feet and in Max's face) I AM DYING, MAX!! YOU JUST DON"T CARE BECAUSE YOU'RE SELFISH, AND YOU ONLY EVER CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!! THAT'S WHAT "SELFISH" MEANS!!! (sits down, suddenly completely calm)
Max: ...Woah.
Nikki: Wow. Sorry. I don't know what came over me. I guess this whole morbid experience has got me all emotional and moody.
— Camp Camp, "Nikki's Last Day on Earth"
John: I don't like the way you said that.
Bob: What do you like?!
John: NOTHING in this bloody place!
"If you come in shouting at the top of your voice... PEOPLE CAN'T HELP HEARING WHAT YOU SAY!"
— Soseki Natsume, The Great Ace Attorney: Resolve, Case G2-2: "The Memoirs of the Clouded Kokoro"
