"Amazing. This history, it's all lies! It says Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan! And people believe this shit, Jesus... Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess."
— Mike Toreno, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"By the end of the game I wouldn't have been too surprised if Hitler appeared riding a giant robot spider."
"Nazi science sneers at the boundary between life and death!"
— Colonel Haken, Irregular Webcomic!
"GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN THE WOOOORLD!!!"
— Rudol von Stroheim, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency
Chris: Seriously, these guys could not be more obvious references to the Nazis.
David: Darkseid's minions in the original comics could not be more obvious references to the Nazis.
Chris: The only thing that makes it better is when Hawkman tells Clark that Darkseid was responsible for creating the ACTUAL Nazis... which makes me think of Franklin Roosevelt in a Kirby-styled Astro-Harness wheelchair, which, again, is a comic I would read the hell out of. Make a note, DC.
David: Darkseid's minions in the original comics could not be more obvious references to the Nazis.
Chris: The only thing that makes it better is when Hawkman tells Clark that Darkseid was responsible for creating the ACTUAL Nazis... which makes me think of Franklin Roosevelt in a Kirby-styled Astro-Harness wheelchair, which, again, is a comic I would read the hell out of. Make a note, DC.
"What the wallaby are those dinosaurs doing with Hitler? I mean none of this makes any sense!"
— Tucker, Danger 5
"How can the Germans be this far ahead of us, Cap? Even if Oppenheimer gets a result in Los Alamos next month, we're never be gonna be able to match this."
— Bucky, The Ultimates
"In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung-fu champion. He was so good at kung-fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung Führer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years. They were never able to figure how to master the art of Kung Fury. Then one day, he disappeared from the face of the Earth. And no one has seen him ever since, until now. I guess if he figured he can find the Chosen One and kill him, he will become Kung Fury himself. He must have traveled in time in order to get here, which is probably why he disappeared in the first place."
— Kung Fury on Adolf Hitler, Kung Fury
Johann Schmidt: Hitler speaks of a thousand year Reich, but he cannot feed his army for a month. His troops spill their blood across every field in Europe. But he is still no closer to achieving his goals.
Roeder: And I suppose you still aim to end this war through magic?
Schmidt: Science. But I understand your confusion. Great power has always baffled primitive men. HYDRA is assembling an arsenal to destroy my enemies in one stroke. Wherever they are, regardless of how many forces they possess. All in a matter of hours.
Roeder: And I suppose you still aim to end this war through magic?
Schmidt: Science. But I understand your confusion. Great power has always baffled primitive men. HYDRA is assembling an arsenal to destroy my enemies in one stroke. Wherever they are, regardless of how many forces they possess. All in a matter of hours.
Ford: This. What is this?
Wafner: Our greatest achievement. With it, we create super-Nazis; A thousand year army and its thousand year soldiers.
Wafner: Our greatest achievement. With it, we create super-Nazis; A thousand year army and its thousand year soldiers.
Roger shakes himself. Remembering time-survivor curves, the captured Nazi medical atrocity records mapping the ability of a human brain to survive in close proximity to the Baltic Singularity. Mengele's insanity. The SS's final attempt to liquidate the survivors, the witnesses. Koschei, primed and pointed at the American heartland like a darkly evil gun.
