Rrrrriiinnnggg.
Fuck it, this had better be important, as in 'your father needs a kidney and you're the only match in the family,' important. If not someone was going to need one after I finished kicking it.
"Who the hell is it, and what the hell do you want?" I growled into the phone. I'm, as you may have guessed, not at my best in the morning.
"Your father is in the hospital, he needs a kidney, and you're the only match in the family," said my soon to be in need of a kidney herself friend, Lander.
Fuck it, this had better be important, as in 'your father needs a kidney and you're the only match in the family,' important. If not someone was going to need one after I finished kicking it.
"Who the hell is it, and what the hell do you want?" I growled into the phone. I'm, as you may have guessed, not at my best in the morning.
"Your father is in the hospital, he needs a kidney, and you're the only match in the family," said my soon to be in need of a kidney herself friend, Lander.
—I Am NOT Your Mate, You Ass!
Lois: Listen up, everybody. It's time for spring cleaning.
Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian: Spring cleaning? Aw, not again! (surprised) That was weird. Boy, that was weird too.
Meg: Mom, I can't clean. I have stuff to do.
Lois: Sweetheart, we all know that you don't have any stuff to do. Now I don't wanna hear any more excuses from anyone.
Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian: Aw crap. We did it again! (long pause) Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian: Spring cleaning? Aw, not again! (surprised) That was weird. Boy, that was weird too.
Meg: Mom, I can't clean. I have stuff to do.
Lois: Sweetheart, we all know that you don't have any stuff to do. Now I don't wanna hear any more excuses from anyone.
Peter, Chris, Meg and Brian: Aw crap. We did it again! (long pause) Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
—Family Guy, "Fore Father"
"You like that, it's a callback to something I didn't even hear! In. Your. Face. Logic."
—Dr.Hienz Doofenshmirtz, Lampshading the trope after four and a half seasons of abusing it.
Gavin: So I like that it's two dudes in towels...
Michael: Yep.
Gavin: ...two fat weird dudes...
Michael: Yep.
Gavin: ...and two, I'm guessing, abominations.
Michael: Yep! You're not completely wrong!
Michael: Yep.
Gavin: ...two fat weird dudes...
Michael: Yep.
Gavin: ...and two, I'm guessing, abominations.
Michael: Yep! You're not completely wrong!
—Achievement Hunter's Gavin Free and Michael Jones discussing their custom characters in Let's Play WWE2K14 after the fifth intro with Michael's to come.
Victor: If [Doctor Doctor] turns that thing on, we're done for!
Doctor Doctor: [to her henchmen] Turn that thing on!
Victor: [defeated] We're done for.
Doctor Doctor: [to her henchmen] Turn that thing on!
Victor: [defeated] We're done for.
John: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Dave: That if Franz Kafka was here, his head would explode?
John: Actually, yeah.
Dave: That if Franz Kafka was here, his head would explode?
John: Actually, yeah.
Shinji: "But why does it have four eyes? It's weird now that I think about it. Unit-00 has one eye, Unit-01 has two eyes, and Unit-02 has four. Are they doubling the eye amount with every Unit? Is Unit-03 going to have eight eyes?"
Ten chapters later...
Aoba: "So if it's Unit-05 does that mean it has thirty-two eyes?[...]Like, you know how Unit-00 has one eye, Unit-01 has two eyes, and Unit-02 has four eyes? I was thinking that the number of eyes doubled with every Unit, you know?"
Ten chapters later...
Aoba: "So if it's Unit-05 does that mean it has thirty-two eyes?[...]Like, you know how Unit-00 has one eye, Unit-01 has two eyes, and Unit-02 has four eyes? I was thinking that the number of eyes doubled with every Unit, you know?"
Patrick: [breaks into museum, alarms go off] Oh, boy! I must've won a prize! [...]
Cecil: [hears alarms] Huh? Someone must have won a prize...
L: Why don't we order some Wendy's? You and I could split a 4 for $4. How's that sound, Light?
Light: Hmm? Okay.
Light's Inner Monologue: Wendy's 4 for $4?! You think I'm that dense, L?! Of course I knew the Wendy's 4 for $4 — sandwich, nuggets, fries, and choice of soft drink — would barely be enough for the both of us. Tch! But of course, you knew I'd think that... didn't you, Ryuzaki?
Light: Well, wait. Wouldn't the $5 Biggie Bag be more appropriate? Seeing as it'd be split between the two of us?
L: Oh? Very perceptive, Light. I suppose you're right.
L's Inner Monologue: So I was right... Even though I was the one paying, you still recommend a more expensive meal. Just as I'd suspect a mass murderer such as yourself to do, Kira. However...
Light's Inner Monologue: ...With the 4 for $4 price as close to $5 as it is, it's only the most logical conclusion to add those extra few cents. You can't pin anything on me. Face it, L. This pitiful Hail Mary is pointless.
Misa: Can we get Taco Bell instead?
L and Light: Taco Bell?
L: How interesting...
Light's Inner Monologue: MISA, YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! IS THIS SOME POOR ATTEMPT TO GET US ALONE?! NOW?! L CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT!
L's Inner Monologue: Taco Bell? Why on Earth would she suggest Taco Bell? Is this all part of your game, Kira?
Misa's Inner Monologue: [sound of dial-up modem connecting]
Light's Inner Monologue: There has to be something I'm not seeing here. Wait! Taco Bell was founded in 1962. That was the same year that Marilyn Monroe died.
L's Inner Monologue: Marilyn Monroe had 13 letters in her name, and her name made up 2 words, making 15. Her third film came out in March. March 15th. "Beware the ides of March."
Light's Inner Monologue: The Romans praised their own god of death, Mors. But why him? Why? ["Eureka!" Moment] Mors! The god of death and casualty! "Casualty" in Spanish is... "baja"! The Baja Blast! I get it! She's trying to say she'll kill him, right here and now!
L's Inner Monologue: So that's your game...
Light's Inner Monologue: Yes! DO IT, MISA! Tell L you want a Baja Blast, and secure my position as GOD OF THE NEW WORLD! DO IT! NOW!
L's Inner Monologue: You're gonna make a move right here, right now? Do your worst, Kira. I have cameras all around this room. Every movement you make will be caught and seen by millions. Make your move, Misa Amane.
L and Light's Inner Monologues: DO IT! NOW!
Misa: Wait... Can you even get a Big Mac at Taco Bell?
Light: Hmm? Okay.
Light's Inner Monologue: Wendy's 4 for $4?! You think I'm that dense, L?! Of course I knew the Wendy's 4 for $4 — sandwich, nuggets, fries, and choice of soft drink — would barely be enough for the both of us. Tch! But of course, you knew I'd think that... didn't you, Ryuzaki?
Light: Well, wait. Wouldn't the $5 Biggie Bag be more appropriate? Seeing as it'd be split between the two of us?
L: Oh? Very perceptive, Light. I suppose you're right.
L's Inner Monologue: So I was right... Even though I was the one paying, you still recommend a more expensive meal. Just as I'd suspect a mass murderer such as yourself to do, Kira. However...
Light's Inner Monologue: ...With the 4 for $4 price as close to $5 as it is, it's only the most logical conclusion to add those extra few cents. You can't pin anything on me. Face it, L. This pitiful Hail Mary is pointless.
Misa: Can we get Taco Bell instead?
L and Light: Taco Bell?
L: How interesting...
Light's Inner Monologue: MISA, YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! IS THIS SOME POOR ATTEMPT TO GET US ALONE?! NOW?! L CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT!
L's Inner Monologue: Taco Bell? Why on Earth would she suggest Taco Bell? Is this all part of your game, Kira?
Misa's Inner Monologue: [sound of dial-up modem connecting]
Light's Inner Monologue: There has to be something I'm not seeing here. Wait! Taco Bell was founded in 1962. That was the same year that Marilyn Monroe died.
L's Inner Monologue: Marilyn Monroe had 13 letters in her name, and her name made up 2 words, making 15. Her third film came out in March. March 15th. "Beware the ides of March."
Light's Inner Monologue: The Romans praised their own god of death, Mors. But why him? Why? ["Eureka!" Moment] Mors! The god of death and casualty! "Casualty" in Spanish is... "baja"! The Baja Blast! I get it! She's trying to say she'll kill him, right here and now!
L's Inner Monologue: So that's your game...
Light's Inner Monologue: Yes! DO IT, MISA! Tell L you want a Baja Blast, and secure my position as GOD OF THE NEW WORLD! DO IT! NOW!
L's Inner Monologue: You're gonna make a move right here, right now? Do your worst, Kira. I have cameras all around this room. Every movement you make will be caught and seen by millions. Make your move, Misa Amane.
L and Light's Inner Monologues: DO IT! NOW!
Misa: Wait... Can you even get a Big Mac at Taco Bell?
— Solid jj, "Death Note but they order Fast Food"
