"Sometimes, bad guys... make the best good guys."
— Leverage
Von Lipwig: I've robbed banks!
Vetinari: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
Vetinari: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
Excuse me, Captain, but did I just hear you ask the bosun to find you fifteen smugglers to man our customs flights?
— Major Isvarian, On Basilisk Station
Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. What do you want me to do?
Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.
Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.
— Ant-Man
"I know you know fraud like no one else. I know that you can do the job, and that you'll never forget you owe me ... You're now the gambling and lottery commissioner."
— The Prime Minister to a racketeer, Soulstar by C.L. Polk
