Caddy: FUCKING HELL
Now here's part 2
Caddicarus review of Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys
Final Fantasy XIII-2, the story so far...
Loading screen message presented in Final Fantasy XIII-2 before presenting a recap of recent events. Eventually said by just about every major character in the game, including Serah, Noel, Mog, Caius, Yeul, Snow and Hope
"The last time we saw the Spaceship Swinetrek...we hoped it would be the last time! But unfortunately, it's back."
— The Muppet Show, "Pigs in Space"
"Okay, peeps. Time to reboot and refresh."
— Latin Lover Narrator, Jane the Virgin
"And that's what you missed on "Glee"!"
— Glee
Last time, on Hardtack Montana: The Tourettes Cowboy:
"Flipping booger!"
"Butthole!"
"Whoops pickles people!"
"Intelligent design!"
"Spartan dog!"
"French poodle!"
"Trojan pig!"
"Got yer nose!"
"Tickle Me Elmo!"
"Bob Sagat!"
"Frickin' dillweed!"
"SHIIIIIIIIT"
And now, Eppysode II
"Flipping booger!"
"Butthole!"
"Whoops pickles people!"
"Intelligent design!"
"Spartan dog!"
"French poodle!"
"Trojan pig!"
"Got yer nose!"
"Tickle Me Elmo!"
"Bob Sagat!"
"Frickin' dillweed!"
"SHIIIIIIIIT"
And now, Eppysode II
— Hardtack Montana: The Tourettes Cowboy, Episode 2: Beer Fart City
Tom: Good evening, I’m Tom Tucker with Channel 5 News. We now go live to Ollie Williams recapping the events of the last episode of Family Guy. What happened last time, Ollie?
Ollie: Stewie killed Lois!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: Peter got blamed!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: Peter went to court!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: Lois came back!
Tom: How?
Ollie: Wasn’t really dead!
Tom: Thanks, Ollie. And now, part 2!
Ollie: Stewie killed Lois!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: Peter got blamed!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: Peter went to court!
Tom: Then what?
Ollie: Lois came back!
Tom: How?
Ollie: Wasn’t really dead!
Tom: Thanks, Ollie. And now, part 2!
—Family Guy, "Lois Kills Stewie"
Announcer: Previously on Family Guy...
(cut to a clip from the pilot episode)
Announcer: More recently, and better, on Family Guy...
(cut to a clip from "Blue Harvest")
Announcer: Even more recently, and not quite as good, on Family Guy...
(cut to clips from the previous episode)
Announcer: And now, the current, better-than-the-pilot-but-not-as-good-as-Star Wars episode of Family Guy.
—Family Guy, "Dead Dog Walking"
Starfire: Previously, on the Teen Titans Go! program...
[cut to various unconnected scenes from the previous episode]
Raven: Whoa, that didn't make any sense.
Starfire: [laughs] But that is what was previously on.
Raven: Shouldn't we have shown how the guys were captured by the Brain and we put together a group of cool girls to rescue them?
Starfire: [shrugs] Now, the most exciting of conclusions!
[cut to various unconnected scenes from the previous episode]
Raven: Whoa, that didn't make any sense.
Starfire: [laughs] But that is what was previously on.
Raven: Shouldn't we have shown how the guys were captured by the Brain and we put together a group of cool girls to rescue them?
Starfire: [shrugs] Now, the most exciting of conclusions!
—Teen Titans Go!, "Operation Dude Rescue Part 2"
Narrator: Previously, on Final Fantasy Happy Boy Band Adventure…
Noctis: I’m in danger.
Adryn: I’m a bad guy.
Luna: And I’m dead.
Narrator: This time, on Final Fantasy Sad Boy Band Tragedy…
Noctis: I’m in danger.
Adryn: I’m a bad guy.
Luna: And I’m dead.
Narrator: This time, on Final Fantasy Sad Boy Band Tragedy…
