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"I say we torch the whole barrel of monkeys."
—Frieza talking about his planned genocide of the Saiyans, Dragon Ball Z
Nappa: I HATE YOU!!
Goku: You hate losing. You're not used to fighting someone stronger than you.
Nappa: You're not stronger than me, you little runt! Your strength was tested when you were a baby! You're a third-class Saiyan! I'm a Saiyan Elite, you low-class dog!!
Goku: You hate losing. You're not used to fighting someone stronger than you.
Nappa: You're not stronger than me, you little runt! Your strength was tested when you were a baby! You're a third-class Saiyan! I'm a Saiyan Elite, you low-class dog!!
Comic Books
“Very noble, Superman — saving a future welfare mother or drug addict… or both ! She’s better off dead – her and her kind…”
—Bloodsport, Superman
Fan Works
"I catch you making kissy faces some boy on the motherfucking couch and you expect me not to get upset?! My son is not gonna be some cocksucking faggot! [...] Get that faggot out of here by the time I get back or I'll personally beat both of you to death. And if I see you or any other queer together again, you'll be lucky to have a home."
"Get out? A girl like you wouldn't say that. Men are the only ones who order their loved ones to get out if they can't take it anymore."
—Bowser when sexually harassing Peach, Mario & Luigi: The Seven Star Spirits
Film — Animation
Frollo: I know... You helped her ESCAPE! And now all Paris is burning because of YOU!
Quasimodo:... She was kind to me, master!
Frollo: YOU IDIOT! That wasn't kindness, it was cunning! She's a gypsy! Gypsies are not capable of real love! Think, boy! Think of your mother!
"You think this metal man is fun, but who built it? The Russians? The Chinese? Martians? Canadians? I don't care! All I know is we didn't build it, and that's reason enough to assume the worst and blow it to kingdom come!"
— Kent Mansley, The Iron Giant
Chi Fu: Stand aside! That creature's not worth protecting!
Shang: She's a hero!
Chi Fu: She's a woman! She'll never be worth anything!
Shang: She's a hero!
Chi Fu: She's a woman! She'll never be worth anything!
— Mulan
"Oh yes, a jealous female can be tricked into anything."
— Captain Hook just as he forms a plan to trick Tinker Bell, Peter Pan
"You Hebrews have been nothing but trouble. My father had the right idea about how to deal with your people."
— Rameses, The Prince of Egypt
Fred Jones: [laughs] Can't you see? Many of [the villagers] don't understand your foreign language. Speaking Spanish might help.
Mr. Smiley: [stunned] Well I don't know how to speak Spanish! Why can't everyone just learn English?
Mr. Smiley: [stunned] Well I don't know how to speak Spanish! Why can't everyone just learn English?
Gingy: You're a monster!
Lord Farquaad: I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world.
Lord Farquaad: I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world.
— Shrek
"Ogres don't live happily ever after!"
— Fairy Godmother, Shrek 2
"You Canadians are all the same, with your beady little eyes and flapping heads... you're trash!"
— Sheila Broflovski, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Film — Live-Action
"You can't fight us, Dynamite! The black man will never be free!"
—Fiendish Dr. Wu, Black Dynamite
"Well, now if that don't beat all. Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the West, and for what? So they can appoint a sheriff that's blacker'n any Indian! I am depressed."
—Taggart, Blazing Saddles
"There's nothing wrong with me, I mean, I don't like boys."
—Clyde Barrow, Bonnie and Clyde
"Get down on the floor where you belong, you no good, dirty, nigger bitch!"
—Arturo Vritoni, Coffy
"Yes, I said those without kids could go out. The kids had to stay there. Because all the trouble starts with kids. You people don't deserve to exist. Some peoples have no right to a future. Inferior races spread the microbe of communism. You people must be exterminated. We'll carry out this mission. If not today, then tomorrow."
— S.S. Obersturmfuhrer explaining why he slaughtered an entire Belorussian village, Come and See
Richard Rampton: [reading from David Irving's diary] "Jessica is growing into a fine little lady. She sits very upright in an ordinary chair, a product of our walks to the bank, I am sure. On those walks, we sing the Binkety-Bankety-Bong Song. She stars in a poem when half-breed children wheel past." And then you go into italics. "I am a baby Aryan/Not Jewish or Sectarian/I have no plans to marry/An ape or Rastafarian." Racist, Mr. Irving? Anti-Semitic, Mr. Irving?
Davis Irving: I do not think so.
Rampton: Teaching your little child this kind of poison?
Irving: Do you think a nine-month old can understand words spoken in English, or any other sort of language?
Rampton: This poor little child has been taught a racist ditty by her racist and perverted father!
Irving: [smirks] Have you ever read Edward Lear? Hilaire Belloc?
Rampton: They haven't brought a libel action, Mr. Irving, you have! You sued because you said we had called you a racist and an extremist.
Irving: Yes. But I am not a racist.
Rampton: Mr. Irving, look at the words on the page.
Davis Irving: I do not think so.
Rampton: Teaching your little child this kind of poison?
Irving: Do you think a nine-month old can understand words spoken in English, or any other sort of language?
Rampton: This poor little child has been taught a racist ditty by her racist and perverted father!
Irving: [smirks] Have you ever read Edward Lear? Hilaire Belloc?
Rampton: They haven't brought a libel action, Mr. Irving, you have! You sued because you said we had called you a racist and an extremist.
Irving: Yes. But I am not a racist.
Rampton: Mr. Irving, look at the words on the page.
— Denial
"If these Chinks wanna nuke Taiwan anytime in this century, they better shape up and show me $1 million dollars! What we generally do - in this country - is one guy brings the items, and the other guy pays him. "No tickee, no laundry"!"
—Frank Costello, The Departed
"I am hard, but I am fair! There will be no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers! Here, you are all equally worthless."
I'm hearing confession tonight, you mother-whoring Irish nigger! Whose man are you? We speak English in this country! Whose man are you? You see this knife? I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO SPEAK ENGLISH WITH THIS FUCKING KNIFE!
—Bill "The Butcher" Cutting to a Gaelic-speaking assassin, Gangs of New York
My father gave his life, making this country what it is. Murdered by the British with all his men on the twenty-fifth of July, ''anno domini'', 1814. Do you think I'm going to help you befoul his legacy by giving this country over to them what's had no hand in the fighting for it? Why, because they come off a boat crawling with lice and begging you for soup?
—Bill "The Butcher" Cutting, again, to Boss Tweed, Gangs of New York
"In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people, the coloreds. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls."
—Don Zaluichi describing his drug-trafficking policy, The Godfather
"I recommend you stop being such a faggot."
—Cab driver to Mitch Martin, Old School
"Yeah, no more liquor stores. Besides, it ain't the giggle it used to be. Too many foreigners own liquor stores these days. Vietnamese, Koreans, they don't even speak fucking English. You tell them, empty out the register, they don't know what the fuck you're talking about. They make it too personal, one of these gook fuckers is gonna make us kill him."
—Pumpkin, Pulp Fiction
"They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus. Some of my men are infected with this virus. They should be pitied, not punished. They should receive treatment because this is as real as typhus. I see it all the time."
—Amon Goeth, Schindler's List
"Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?"
"No."
"He is, Mr. Torrance."
"Who?"
"A nigger."
"A nigger?"
"A nigger cook."
"No."
"He is, Mr. Torrance."
"Who?"
"A nigger."
"A nigger?"
"A nigger cook."
—Delbert Grady to Jack Torrance, The Shining
"Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fucking faggots!"
—Cigar Face, The Toxic Avenger
"So I read that the former United States is so desperate for medical supplies that they have allegedly sent several containers filled with wheat and tobacco. A gesture, they said, of good will. You wanna know what I think? Well, you're listening to my show, so I will assume you do... I think it's high time we let the colonies know what we really think of them. I think its payback time for a little tea party they threw for us a few hundred years ago. I say we go down to those docks tonight and dump that crap where everything from the Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica belongs! Who's with me? Who's bloody with me? Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again... Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!"
—Lewis Prothero, V for Vendetta
Is that really the fastest you can play, you worthless Hymie fuck? No wonder mommy ran out on you. Get off the fucking kit. (Tanner replaces Andrew on the drums) And here comes... Mr. Gay Pride of the Upper West Side himself. Unfortunately this is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not be serving Cosmopolitans or Baked Alaskas, so just play faster than you give fucking handjobs, will you please? One, two, one two... (Tanner drums briefly before Fletcher stops him) Not even fucking close. (Donnelly replaces Tanner) So, the Irish mick fucking Paddy-cracker now. You know, you actually do look a bit like a leprechaun. I think I'll start calling you Flannery.
—Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
"As if it's not enough that our country's been invaded by long-haired thugs, atheists and junkies of unclear sex, now you want to disparage our armed forces and courts - the only elements not corrupted by parliamentarianism. Just when we dream of renewal, a country without parties, without Left or Right, heeding God and its destiny, you want to ruin it all."
—Attorney General, Z
The General: That one's a mad dog. He'll make the most of it. No shame. A Jew, naturally.
The Colonel: A half-Jew.
General: Worst kind. They feel superior even to other Jews.
The Colonel: A half-Jew.
General: Worst kind. They feel superior even to other Jews.
—Z
Literature
Dr. Frankenbeanies: Haw haw!!! We will create a new monster from this piece!
Jeff: Yes, master.
Frankenbeanies: But we’ll make it a "lady" monster so we can boss it around.
Jeff: Umm…
Frankenbeanies: Just think – she’ll wash our dishes and iron our shirts and…
Jeff: Ah, you know, that’s not very politically correct.
Frankenbeanies: So what? We’re the bad guys!!!
Jeff: Oh yeah. I forgot.
Jeff: Yes, master.
Frankenbeanies: But we’ll make it a "lady" monster so we can boss it around.
Jeff: Umm…
Frankenbeanies: Just think – she’ll wash our dishes and iron our shirts and…
Jeff: Ah, you know, that’s not very politically correct.
Frankenbeanies: So what? We’re the bad guys!!!
Jeff: Oh yeah. I forgot.
"No one asked for your opinion, you filthy little mudblood!"
—Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Live-Action TV
Oh look, it's the girly and the freak! Though I'm not sure which is which...
—The Master, to Martha (a black woman) and Jack (a queer immortal), Doctor Who, "The Sound of Drums"
Heard you managed to fuck things right into the ground; captured a castle you couldn't keep, got yourself taken prisoner...even heard you have no cock. Explains why you think a woman can be king!
—Euron Greyjoy, to his nephew Theon, Game of Thrones, "The Door"
"Me? I just... I don't have a lot of boundaries. A well-regulated election is a transmission frequency for God's grace. My only thing is, like, who's the stakeholder, right? I've been tending, you know, my little garden for a hundred years, and then... forty new guys show up in the back of a truck, playing their boombox, and it's put to a vote, and they decide to, uh, give my farm to them. I mean, I'm like, 'So sorry, what happened?!' People trust people who look like them. That's just a scientific fact. They will give more tax dollars to help them. Now, you can integrate new elements, of course, but come on, man! Slowly! I mean, fuck! I like this country. Let's just take a beat before we... fundamentally alter its composition?"
—Jeryd Mencken, Succession
"To my critics, I am not a demagogue. I am a defender of democracy. But democracy, it has this tendency that we have to beware to become mere transaction. You give me this, I give you that. I come begging for your vote. Welfare checkbook out. Crowning the welfare kings and queens, until everyone has become a little tyrant, crowned by the state. The model that I follow isn't from the scorched marketplace, where cunning men haggle for the best price. That's not me. The democracy I believe in is where a leader emerges from the people, willed almost, into being, brought forth by the great sweetness of the virtue of the combined wisdom of the good people of this republic. Don't we long sometimes for something clean once in this polluted land? That's what I hope to bring. Not something grubby with compromise. Something clean and true and refreshing. Something proud and pure."
—Jeryd Mencken, Succession
Music
"(Stuttering) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people!"
Professional Wrestling
"Truth be told, I'm not really a very big fan of 'the black people'."
"I tell all you no good Jews out there! With your cheapness and your running the Hollywood and you steal from the good Muslim people! I tell all of you, you should have died all in World War II! I tell, if our great leader Adolfa Hitalorr was alive right now, he'd-a give-a me the igee to take-a jabroni Macabee down and kill you with the Camel Clutch! Ah, you see that! Go to Hell Jew!"
Steve Corino's impression of The Iron Sheik's promo before wrestling a Jewish wrestler at a fundraiser attended almost exclusively by Jews
Theatre
"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers, and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"
—-Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel
Video Games
"You should be put in a special ed class, you drooling retard."
"If you want to dress up your pets and have tea parties, that's your business, but don't pretend this is a proper wedding."
—Bann Vaughan Kendalls talking about Elves, Dragon Age: Origins
BlackJack: Who the hell are you? We don't allow no Mexicans here! [cocks rifle]Maybe I should teach you a lesson!
El Tejon: I'm from Tejas note , you idiota!
El Tejon: I'm from Tejas note , you idiota!
"Young women are so useful. They lack physical strength and are dumb. It's as if they only exist to be devoured by the strong. That just might be the rule since the dawn of history."
—Shadow Kaneshiro, Persona 5
"She's a woman, she doesn't know up from down!"
—General Tsao, Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
"I am a liberator! No longer must we serve the filthy parasite. No longer need we gaze upon his waddling gait polluting the purity of our bloodline. No longer will we tolerate his primitive brain and violent impulses. Oh, terrorists. Do you not see that my cause is just? Do you not see that there is no place for you in this world?"
—Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse, Wolfenstein: The New Order
"And now the 1912 raffle has officially begun! Bring me the bowl! Is that not the prettiest young white girl in all of Columbia? Ha ha! All right then. The winner is... number seventy seven! Number seventy seven, come and claim your prize! First throw! Come on, are you gonna throw it...or are you taking your coffee black these days? Hahahahahaha!"
—Jeremiah Fink, Bioshock Infinite
Web Animation
Blue Grunt: Yeah, you know lately, I've really been into defending Hitler on the internet.
Red Grunt: Heeeell yeah. Pretty much every Red on this hillside is a casual racist and a Holocaust denier!
Blue Grunt: Haha, same with the Blues. We also agree that all women are sluts.
Red Grunt: Heeeell yeah. Pretty much every Red on this hillside is a casual racist and a Holocaust denier!
Blue Grunt: Haha, same with the Blues. We also agree that all women are sluts.
— Red vs. Blue, "Red vs Red"
"If a social retard like my son Brian can sell records, so can I!"
—Murry Wilson, Rock N Roll Dad
Web Video
"We see a motorcyclist pull in and we know he's bad news because he parks in a handicapped space. The bastard."
— Bad Movie Beatdown on Cobra
Vegeta: Hey, Kakarot! What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Goku: Huh?
Vegeta: CHRISTOPHER REEVE! [breaks Goku's legs]
Goku: AAAAAGGHHH! [moans in pain] That was in terrible taaaaaaste!
Vegeta: Don't care! Evil!
Goku: Huh?
Vegeta: CHRISTOPHER REEVE! [breaks Goku's legs]
Goku: AAAAAGGHHH! [moans in pain] That was in terrible taaaaaaste!
Vegeta: Don't care! Evil!
You think I'm gonna let my favorite little dyke just walk out on me like that?
—Alan the Monster, Daisy Brown
"There are only two genders."
Margit: Unfortunately, I hate WOMEN!
Elden John: That sounds like a you problem chief.
Margit: I am also homophobic!
(Margit jumps down and lands in front of Elden John)
Margit: And you are looking pretty gay right now.
Elden John: That sounds like a you problem chief.
Margit: I am also homophobic!
(Margit jumps down and lands in front of Elden John)
Margit: And you are looking pretty gay right now.
Western Animation
Hey, Boobchuy! Whatcha eatin'? A puke bun? [cackles]
Adora: Ohhh... [collapsing unconscious in Beast Man and Tri-Klops’s arms at the sight of Skeletor]
Beast Man: Huuuh... she fainted!
Skeletor: HEH, JUST LIKE A WOMAN.
Beast Man: Huuuh... she fainted!
Skeletor: HEH, JUST LIKE A WOMAN.
Orel: Dad, how come Chinafoodtown is so far away?
Clay: Actually, it's only deliciously far. Foreign-ly, it's too close.
Clay: Actually, it's only deliciously far. Foreign-ly, it's too close.
"You Americans are so fond of being in charge."
— Mousey Galore, Pinky and the Brain "To Russia With Lab Mice"
