Quotes / Politically Incorrect Hero

The Bowler: So you're a British man who converted to Islam, sort of like Cat Stevens?

The Blue Raja: No. Until the early part of this century, India was in fact part of the British Empire, whose government there was called the British Raj after the Hindi word for "sovereignty". Furthermore—

The Bowler: Wait — so sorry. [to her bowling ball] What? Dad! No, he's not a commie, nor a fruit. [to the Blue Raja] Sorry. His ignorance embarrasses me.

— Mystery Men

"I gave him a traditional African name: O.J."

— Bruno, Brüno (2009)

"Jagshemash! My name Borat! I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"

— Borat, his first line of the movie, also the least offensive thing you'll hear him say

"Hey, look at those faggot-ass clothes!"

— Goku, outtake of Dragon Ball Z

"My apologies to the HR department."

— Hank Schrader, Breaking Bad

"A full-scale canvas: every shop, every market, every private residence, every 'Teahouse of the August Moon'. (And tell 'em to be respectful and courteous, alright?) ...Way these cookies operate, you never know. They probably got Don Cheech in a barrel of ginseng."

— Kojak, "The Chinatown Murders"

But what I do like about this is this was the height of the Cold War. Russia was our enemy, and yet Len Wein could say, look, this guy might have completely different politics, cause he's a communist through and through, that's what Piotr Rasputin knows, he's grown up in this system, he believes in communism. And yet, he's every bit the hero that any of the other X-Men are. He rushes into danger, he cares about his sister, he cares about the opinions of his mother and father, when he's extended an offer by Professor X to leave and help the world, he's like, "What do you think?" and they're like, "You know what? Just trust your conscience," and Piotr decides he needs to help the world. I just thought that was very encouraging and progressive, that in that time and place Len Wein could still say you can have different politics and be the polar opposite politically, but you can still be a hero, you can still have good character inside, and I like that, I like how he built these characters with interesting backgrounds.

— ComicTropes on Giant-Size X-Men (1975)

Student: About time. You let him drag on you a lot.
Riley: Excuse moi? [gives them an odd look]
Female student: Yeah, I mean really. I mean, you two stick so close some of us were starting to wonder if you were... you know...
Riley: [gives her a deadpan look] Considering he and I once spent an hour debating what it would feel like to touch a boob, I think that’s a NO, sugarbutt.

— Coyote

"Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like riverdancing."

— Paul Smecker, The Boondock Saints

"Robert Lee Moore (November 14, 1882 – October 4, 1974) was an American mathematician who taught for many years at the University of Texas. He is known for his work in general topology, for the Moore method of teaching university mathematics, and for his racist treatment of African-American mathematics students."

— Wikipedia article on Robert Lee Moore

"Troy, you are as politically correct as a Nuremberg rally."

— Tom Barnaby to Gavin Troy, Midsomer Murders

Soldier: Spy! We came up with a plan!
Spy: No you didn't. And you're both morons.
Soldier: What?! Zhanna! Quickly! Be RACIST!
Zhanna: You BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP the BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP.
Soldier: Ha! You hear that, stupid. My fiancé hates your whole stinking race! Bet you didn't plan for that!

— Team Fortress 2

Flash: Alright, alright Bruce, we get it, you're pretty cool, but...what about Wonder Woman? I mean, she doesn't have any real big weaknesses.
Batman: Yeah, but I mean... come on, guys. She's a wo—
(Smash Cut)
Robin: How did the meeting go, Batman?
Batman: (sobbing) I didn't want to be in their stupid group anyway!

— Solid jj, "Batman Destroys the Justice League with Facts and Logic"

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire!

— Dire Straits, "Money for Nothing", Brothers in Arms

Leonardo: And remember, don't let any human see you, because why?
Together: Humans are the demon scum of the Earth. Avoid them, don't say hi. They Lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.
Leonardo: And hey, I know that's objectively prejudiced, but that's what Dad taught us.

— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Vince: You are such a faggot.
Nelson: Bit harsh, Vince.
Vince: Well, you know me, I like to call a spade a [BLEEP].

— Mongrels

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