"Crocodiles are responsible for most of the animal-related deaths on Rook, because there's this coming-of-age ritual where young men have to tap a crocodile on the snout with a stick. Reminds me of Thursday nights with my ex-wife."
Survival Guide, Far Cry 3
If you see an alligator
In your refrigerator
You better say, "See ya later"
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head!
In your refrigerator
You better say, "See ya later"
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head!
"Chomp Chomp", Alestorm
"Don't worry. Getting eaten by a crocodile is like going to sleep... in a giant blender."
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons "Simpson Safari"
