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-->'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' "Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E17SimpsonSafari"

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-->'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' "Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E17SimpsonSafari""[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E17SimpsonSafari Simpson Safari]]"
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-->"Chomp Chomp", '''Music/{{Alestorm}}'''

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-->"Chomp Chomp", '''Music/{{Alestorm}}''''''Music/{{Alestorm}}'''

->''"Don't worry. Getting eaten by a crocodile is like going to sleep... in a giant blender."''
-->'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' "Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E17SimpsonSafari"
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->If you see an alligator
->In your refrigerator
->You better say, "See ya later"
->Or you might end up dead
->They say you should never smile
->Right at a crocodile
->He'll drag you down into the deep
->And eat your fucking head!
-->'''Chomp Chomp''', ''Music/Alestorm''

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->If ->''If you see an alligator
->In
alligator\\
In
your refrigerator
->You
refrigerator\\
You
better say, "See ya later"
->Or
later"\\
Or
you might end up dead
->They
dead\\
They
say you should never smile
->Right
smile\\
Right
at a crocodile
->He'll
crocodile\\
He'll
drag you down into the deep
->And
deep\\
And
eat your fucking head!
-->'''Chomp Chomp''', ''Music/Alestorm''
head!''
-->"Chomp Chomp", '''Music/{{Alestorm}}'''
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-->'''Survival Guide''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

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-->'''Survival Guide''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''''VideoGame/FarCry3''

->If you see an alligator
->In your refrigerator
->You better say, "See ya later"
->Or you might end up dead
->They say you should never smile
->Right at a crocodile
->He'll drag you down into the deep
->And eat your fucking head!
-->'''Chomp Chomp''', ''Music/Alestorm''
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->''"Crocodiles are responsible for most of the [[EverythingIsTryingToKillYou animal-related deaths]] on Rook, because there's this [[RiteOfPassage coming-of-age ritual]] where young men have to tap a crocodile on the snout with a stick. [[DeadpanSnarker Reminds me of Thursday nights with my ex-wife]]."''
-->'''Survival Guide''', ''VideoGame/FarCry3''

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