Quotes / Naughty Tentacles

"Damn. Doin' it with a squid."

— Mugen (on The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife), Samurai Champloo

"Those aren't tentacles! They're gentacles!"

— Leela, Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

A vision of bad videos flashed through Rodriquez's mind: slimy alien monsters with tentacles and bulging eyes. He forced himself not to laugh aloud. Don't worry, they're only interested in blondes with big boobs.

— Return To Mars, by Ben Bova

Japan: If you can imagine it, we can imagine it being fucked by an octopus.

— The Game Overthinker, episode 29

A shocking case of Poké-Love?!
"That's the last bath I'll take with my Tentacool!"

— Pokémon Fan Club Newsletter headline, Pokémon Adventures

Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of H.P. Lovecraft rolling in his grave at 600rpm

— The Internet

1601. Cephalopods do not get bonuses to attack Japanese women.

— Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG

Knowing that tentacles have a preference for True Loves, I will keep an eye out for any and all creatures that might have them.

— The True Love List: things I will do if I am ever a love interest

Jil: Fatina's been captured! We need to help her!
Neeba: Wait!
Jil: Neeba, why are you stopping me?!
Neeba: Look!
[he tentacles wrap more tightly around Fatina]
Jil: What about it?
Neeba: Just watch closely! [begins to drool]

— The Tower of Druaga

"Gasp! Look what that tentacle monster is doing to that poor girl! We should do something!"
"I know! Let's gawk at them!"

— from a Katsukon 2008 cosplay parodying this genre

"It's a small thing now, but it always ends with me wrestling an overly affectionate demon octopus or such."

— Blade Bunny explaining why she doesn't want to do a simple favour for a dragon, Blade Bunny

Oak: Well, all we have left is this Bulbasaur.
Green: Oh sweet! Tentacles!
Oak: I -er... WHAT?!
Green: HA! I'm just kidding, or am I? Who knows? See ya Gramps!
Lab Aide: Nicccccce...
Oak: She's TEN you sick fuck!

— Super Effective

Hal: Do you know what [the convicts] do to you in space prison?
Jeff: Umm....
Hal: Space rape! They space rape you! That's the worst kind of rape! Tentacles!

— Bowser's Kingdom episode 8

Marceline: I can also turn into a giant tentacle monster.
Princess Bubblegum: How does that help our situation?
Marceline: How does it hurt our situation, though?

— Adventure Time

"My job is to make sure the ship's tentacle monster is healthy and happy. Yes, sometimes that means having sex with it."

— Sandra Tevins, Monster Whisperer: Second Class

Marten: Yep, just as I expected. Eighty pages of tentacle rape.
Pintsize: Yes, but in my comic, the SCHOOL GIRLS are raping the TENTACLE MONSTERS.
Dora: I'm more disturbed by the fact that this is apparently volume eighteen.

— Questionable Content, on Pintsize's doujinshi