As we all know, the greatest indictment of a horror game is not being particularly scary, especially if it compensates by trying to put me off my fucking dinner.
— Yahtzee discussing Outlast II, Zero Punctuation
It's dirty, but it's a jukebox. It's a jukebox, but it's dirty. It's covered in cigarette stains and old ketchup. Moldy rotten withered old anchovies are stuck to the record, but it somehow managed to spin anyway.
— The description of the jukebox at the Dur T cafe, Mother 3
A death too disgusting for even US to describe!
— Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist if you fail to solve the mystery behind the contaminated water in time.
Steve: I don't feel that hungover. Guess I can handle my alcohol better than you guys.
Haley: Oh yeah? Pubic hair and mayonnaise ice cream.
Steve: (short pause; pukes out the window)
Haley: Oh yeah? Pubic hair and mayonnaise ice cream.
Steve: (short pause; pukes out the window)
Bilgy Seltzer: Look! Strep's skin is cracking and melting and bubbling in the sunlight! Symbolically, it makes you realize that "Good" triumphs over "Evil"!!
Bilgy's girlfriend: In reality, it makes you do something else!
Bilgy: What's that??
Girlfriend: Barf your guts out!! This movie is really disgusting!!
Bilgy's girlfriend: In reality, it makes you do something else!
Bilgy: What's that??
Girlfriend: Barf your guts out!! This movie is really disgusting!!
NOTICE: The following chapter is extremely gross. To avoid nausea, projectile vomiting, or other gastronomical unpleasantries, please refrain from eating at least one hour before reading this chapter. (You won't want to eat after reading it, let me assure you.)
— Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets
