Comeback?! Hmph, were you ever a thing, Rayman?
Now, for the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?
Rayman is a gangly, goofy, brainless, hopeless eggplant!
Leave it all to me…
You're a setting star no one will see!
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbid's company!
Even your friendship with Globox gets weaker
He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!
Your punch is weak… (Weak! Weak!)
And your flight makes me sick! (Sick! Sick!)
Must be nice to be Mr. Dark
Going to sleep with nothing on your mind!
A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids
RAYMAN!
Now, for the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?
Rayman is a gangly, goofy, brainless, hopeless eggplant!
Leave it all to me…
You're a setting star no one will see!
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbid's company!
Even your friendship with Globox gets weaker
He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!
Your punch is weak… (Weak! Weak!)
And your flight makes me sick! (Sick! Sick!)
Must be nice to be Mr. Dark
Going to sleep with nothing on your mind!
A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids
RAYMAN!
—The Phantom of the Bwahpera, first verse
