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Roys Bedoys: "I hope we get something from our wish list."
Loys Bedoys: "Yeah, I hope I get a hippopotamus for a pet."
Roys Bedoys: "That's not possible, Loys. Nobody has a hippopotamus for a pet."
Loys Bedoys: "Why can't I ask for a pet hippo? You want a rocket ship so you can fly to the moon!"
Roys Bedoys, "It's Christmas, Roys Bedoys"

Veruca: "I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels; I want one."
Mr. Salt: "Veruca, dear, you have many marvellous pets."
Veruca: "All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny-rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster! I want a squirrel!"
Mr. Salt: "All right, pet. Daddy'll get you a squirrel just as soon as he possibly can."
Veruca: "But I don't want any old squirrel- I want a trained squirrel!"

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. My two front teeth, just my two front teeth. Gee if I could only have my two front teeth, then I could wish you merry Christmas.
— "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth"

"All I want for Christmas is: my two front teeth, a hippopotamus, and you! I would not wanna meet the person who made this Christmas list."
James Rallison, TheOdd1sOut, "Christmas Carols"

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