“hi, said dave” “i am dave” dave said
—Chapter 2 / WTF Fanfiction
gamzee also brought me a pie which had dorito crust (nachocheese) and was filled with sopor pie and then toppd with whipped cream that was flavorited like fanta
it looked really gross to me but i ate it and it was pleasantly surprised. gamzee was really the best.
“you high yet?” he asked and i shook his head.
“what a dumb bitch” he joked. i wasnt offended because he was my friend and meant it in a nice ay.
gamzee then noticed he had a boner. “errrrr this is awkward but i am going to go listen to the sex while you eat pie” i nodded
—Chapter 5 / WTF Fanfiction
my doors were closed and locked and all the human beings on earth were dead so tha made me feel safe.
—Chapter 6 / WTF Fanfiction
we sat in silence, drinking, an then roxy kissed me!
“im not a lesbian” said roxy as she rubbed my breasts and tryed to touch my vagina “i just like havin fun”
i sighed. i didnt know if i should let her give me orgasms or not.
—Chapter 6 / WTF Fanfiction
“when you saw my penis that was the engagement ring. that was how i was proposed to her”
—Chapter 8 / WTF Fanfiction
look i am really sorry" said dave “but i nee to be monogamous now”
WHY" they all screamed at once
that pissed off the waitress but jade said “im sorry but he is an asshole” in japanese and she just nodded understanding even though she was actually a lesbian (no it isnt damara)
“i am very in love with stacia worchester” he said trying sound sad, but really he waas happy becaue he was so in love with me
—Chapter 12 / WTF Fanfiction
it was terezi and she was eating a watermelon with her mouth open and i could ear it curnching in her mouth over and over again. ever since she got into the beatles and anime she stopped being polite because anime and the sixtys made her want to smoke human weed.
her tumblr was now just a loot of pot stuff with sixties sstuff and anime quotes. she was so annoying now and always smelled like mairjuana
she was breathing down my neck so i slapped her and she punched me.
—Chapter "69 lmao" / WTF Fanfiction
just then eridan came in. his cape was flowing as he ran to save me from the floor under the table. he was so gorgeous and muscular and his purple steak in his hair flowed wit the air. he took me up from under the table and scrammed LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE YOU HARLAT which made everyione gasp because no one knew we were married except us
—Chapter "69 lmao" / WTF Fanfiction
