"My powers...gone... My empire...shrinking...My huge cake... Never got a slice."
— Bowser, Super Mario Galaxy 2 ending
"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The Cake Is a Lie."
— Sten, Dragon Age: Origins ending
"Excuse us...but we heard...we heard there was cake, and, well...what unfortunate day's events are not made gladder by cake?"
— Volstag, The Mighty Thor
Vegeta: Kaka Carrot-Cake, when I was a little boy... he... HE DIDN'T INVITE ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!
Goku: You Monster! FRISBEE!
Freeza: The cake was delicious!
Kid: (raises hand at a meeting held by the boys) We were to understand there'd be pie and punch?
Kyle: There isn't any.
Kid: Oh. (leaves with another kid)
