[Jayne walks menacingly towards Mal with a large gun.]
Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
[He holds the gun out to Mal.]
Mal: [exclaims in Chinese] You offering me a trade?
Jayne: A trade? Hell, it's theft. This is the best gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera.
Mal: Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.
Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
[He holds the gun out to Mal.]
Mal: [exclaims in Chinese] You offering me a trade?
Jayne: A trade? Hell, it's theft. This is the best gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera.
Mal: Well, my days of not takin' ya seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.
— Firefly, "Our Mrs. Reynolds"
Xander: Yeah, great knife. Although I think it may technically be a sword.
Jack: She's called Katie.
Xander: You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you.
Jack: She's called Katie.
Xander: You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you.
"I stole her off the toughest kid I ever messed with back in school. He was dead at the time, so he didn't miss her. I call her Gladys after one of the sisters from school. She's almost lived up to the name."
— Marv, describing his favorite .45, Sin City
Tip: Sorry, I've been rude. Unity? Sweetheart? I'd like you to meet Alice. Alice is a .38 Colt Commando service revolver. A classic.
Sweetheart: What are you?
Tip: I'm a psychologist.
Sweetheart: What are you?
Tip: I'm a psychologist.
— Skin Horse, "Dead Dogs"
Zimmerman: You killed Dragons...
Sarge: Oh yeah, we even barbecued a few of those puppies! (Motions to Churchs' new Sniper Rifle) Hehe, good thing that Hellspitter came with a flamethrower mode! Deep fried flying iguana, mmmm.
Church: I hate that I love that name.
Sarge: Oh yeah, we even barbecued a few of those puppies! (Motions to Churchs' new Sniper Rifle) Hehe, good thing that Hellspitter came with a flamethrower mode! Deep fried flying iguana, mmmm.
Church: I hate that I love that name.
Ramund took his great knife,
the one called Dear Dimling.
He took the emperor's life,
and his head flew fifteen miles
the one called Dear Dimling.
He took the emperor's life,
and his head flew fifteen miles
— Ramund hin Unge by Týr
I'd better give my new best friend a good name. I've got it, you're Donner.
— Hajime Nagumo, Arifureta: From Commonplace to World's Strongest
"Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!"
— Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
"Oh my God. Who touched Sasha? All right... Who touched my gun?!"
— Heavy, Meet the Heavy
Wheeljack: It's set and ready to go.
Roadbuster: I love it.
Wheeljack: It was never designed to be removed from the Trion so the power relay is bound to fry in seconds. You'll only have a few shots, so make them count.
Roadbuster: Do you think we should give it a name? I think we should give it a name...
Roadbuster: I love it.
Wheeljack: It was never designed to be removed from the Trion so the power relay is bound to fry in seconds. You'll only have a few shots, so make them count.
Roadbuster: Do you think we should give it a name? I think we should give it a name...
"I know, but I already used Pointy and Stabby for my daggers, Slicey doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well, Impaley just sounds stupid, and I think we can forget about Slashy without going into too much detail."
— Agent Foxglove, in The Official Fanfiction University of Redwall, when told Choppy was a bad name for a dueling saber, which isn't a chopping weapon.
"Hey! Winona has been very reliable. It's not her fault that she jammed."
— John Crichton, Farscape, "A Clockwork Nebari"
"Hiroshima-kun was an awesome name, I like personifying things I use to kill people, that's just me."
— ARSENAL
"I will give you a name, and I shall call you Sting."
— Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
Fenris: So who is "Bianca"?
Varric: My crossbow. Say hello, Bianca.
Fenris: But why Bianca? You must have named her after someone.
Varric: Nope. Mirabelle was taken.
Varric: My crossbow. Say hello, Bianca.
Fenris: But why Bianca? You must have named her after someone.
Varric: Nope. Mirabelle was taken.
"But without a name, your weapon will forever remain some mundane object!"
— Owain, Fire Emblem: Awakening
Arya: He's still got it. My sword. Needle.
Sandor: Needle. Of course you named your sword.
Arya: Lots of people name their swords.
Sandor: Lots of cunts.
Sandor: Needle. Of course you named your sword.
Arya: Lots of people name their swords.
Sandor: Lots of cunts.
"I bring Home Run (did I mention that I gave my bat a traditional Equestrian name? He’s earned it) down with all my might. ... Score to beat? Fifty-three changelings."
— Twilight Sparkle, Hard Reset (Eakin)
Three: It's Bubba Time.
One: Who's Bubba?
Three: This is Bubba. (charges BFG) What, you don't name your guns?
One: No.
Three: Oh, well this is Bubba....(draws and twirls pistol) This is Lulu, other one's Pip.
One: What do you name the knife you keep in your boot?
Three: I don't name the knife in my boot! What do you think I am, psycho?
One: Who's Bubba?
Three: This is Bubba. (charges BFG) What, you don't name your guns?
One: No.
Three: Oh, well this is Bubba....(draws and twirls pistol) This is Lulu, other one's Pip.
One: What do you name the knife you keep in your boot?
Three: I don't name the knife in my boot! What do you think I am, psycho?
Black: Hey, Guy! Let my baby Betty throw you a kiss!
Guy Kazama: You're some weirdo, naming your helicopter!
Guy Kazama: You're some weirdo, naming your helicopter!
Aloy: "The Voice of Our Teeth?" Your bow has a name?
Nil: Yours doesn't?
[later...]
Aloy: So what's your knife called?
Nil: Why would someone name a knife?
Aloy: So much for small talk.
Nil: Yours doesn't?
[later...]
Aloy: So what's your knife called?
Nil: Why would someone name a knife?
Aloy: So much for small talk.
Megaera: What happened to your weapon, Zagreus? I sensed its power long before you turned up. That isn't just some Daedalus enchantment on it.
Zagreus: Oh, Stygius and I have been getting much more closely acquainted lately, Meg. Would you care to see the fruits of our healthy symbiotic relationship?
Megaera: You, in a healthy relationship? Why yes, then this I have to see.
Zagreus: Oh, Stygius and I have been getting much more closely acquainted lately, Meg. Would you care to see the fruits of our healthy symbiotic relationship?
Megaera: You, in a healthy relationship? Why yes, then this I have to see.
— Hades
Smuggler: This wookiee's all I need to finish you off.
Corso: And me. And my blaster. I call her Sparky.
Zank Herlott: There's something unwholesome about a man who names his weapons.
Corso: And me. And my blaster. I call her Sparky.
Zank Herlott: There's something unwholesome about a man who names his weapons.
Molly: Tooey and I are watching Timmy. Who's Timmy? That's what Tooey named that tripod in the middle of the river.
I've made a weapon of sorts. Pencils and rulers and tape and twine. I've taken to calling it "Barb". It's crude.
— One of Miss Delight's notes, Poppy Playtime Chapter 3