Quotes / Heh Heh, You Said "X"

Sir Burnevere: I believe it's an acronym. A word formed from the first letter of a series of words.
Sir Blaze: Oh! Like how Mumsy is always calling stepdaddy an S.O.B.
[everyone gasps]
Sir Blaze: Son of a Briton.

— Blazing Dragons

"the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying"

— dril

"Is Obama beating himself?"

— Headline from a 2012 Wall Street Journal column^note Hard to believe the writer wasn't doing it on purpose.

"The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea — and please excuse me — that you guys call a condom a rubber. My version of a rubber is an eraser. I’ve done that — very loudly asked for a rubber and people have given me strange looks. That was embarrassing!"

— Emma Watson

"To die, to sleep, to sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub— Ha ha! Rub!"

—Phil Ken Sebben, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Mayor Fink: Are you prepared to do your civic duty?
Knuckles: [snickering] He said civic!

—Sonic Boom, Mayor Knuckles

The Doctor: We've got comfy chairs, did I mention?
Angel Bob: The Angels have no need of comfy chairs.
The Doctor: [giggling] I made him say "comfy chairs"!

— Doctor Who

Undine: ...then maybe sh—it's gone after all. For now.
Heartful Punch: [snorts] Sorry, you said shits.

— Sleepless Domain, Chapter 3, Page 25

Fanboy: But we're inseparable like two peas in a pod!
Chum Chum: Heh heh, you said "pee"!

— Fanboy and Chum Chum, promo for the last four segments of Season 1

(laughing) "You said, 'poo'! You said, 'poo'!"

— Green Bear, Kid Time Storytime, in the reading of Baby's First Train Robbery

"There was odin ^note  one time when Kim's pee ^note  father - DON'T SMECK, ^note  laugh YOU MERZKY ^note  filthy, i.e. "dirty-minded" ORANGES! ^note  humans I CAN SLOOSH ^note  hear YOU AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE OOKOS! ^note  ears "

— An excerpt from the Self-Demonstrating Article for Kimberly Bond's Kingler Peechee on the wiki for We Are All Pokémon Trainers ^note  And yes, that is Nadsat he's speaking.

Sayori: Ooh, I think I hear them coming downstairs
Natsuki: Hehehehe, coming...

— Distraught Slave, "The MC has a schizophrenic episode"

"Anybody else feel like a little... giggle? When I mention my friend... Biggus... Dickus?"

—Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian

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