"It works great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones!"
— Michelangelo (Eric Idle) on the number of Christs in his "Last Supper", Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl.
"Fatty and Skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and killed Skinny dead."
— Old Klingon Proverb
G. K. Chesterton: To look at you, one would think there was a famine in the land!
George Bernard Shaw: To look at you, one would think you caused it!
George Bernard Shaw: To look at you, one would think you caused it!
— Comedy duo
The Fat One: Hello, I'm the Fat One, and this is my husband the Skinny One.
Lorna: But don't you have names?
The Fat One: [completely deadpan] We're the fat, skinny, gay Anglican Marines. Why would we need names as well?
Lorna: But don't you have names?
The Fat One: [completely deadpan] We're the fat, skinny, gay Anglican Marines. Why would we need names as well?
