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Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Blur, "Girls & Boys"

"What else could I say? Everyone is gay."
Nirvana, "All Apologies"

"Oh, we burned our bras
And we burned our dinners
And we burned our candles at both ends"
K.T. Oslin, "80's Ladies"

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Billie: I just walked Mandy and Grace through their, uh, lovers' spat. At least I think that's what it was.
Joyce: "Lover's spat" ...they're...? Is everybody—? ...Billie, do you think homosexuality is a, um, a choice?
Billie: A what? I don't know. I think, like, everyone thinks about it or tries it out eventually. We get curious. It's basically inevitable.
Joyce: (terrified face)

Danny: This is biphobia.
Dorothy: [Whatever's bothering you,] it's obviously outside my dumb cishet experience. Should I grab someone else for you?
Danny: Really? Like who?
Dorothy: Like...anybody. Have you met our peer group?

Mad Max: You might talk a big huggy-feely left-wing kumbaya game but we all know if your son came home with a dude you'd be changing your tune.
Commander Badass: Ha ha, whut? Y'honestly think I never picked up a guy?
Mad Max: Wait, you mean you have?
Naked Snake: You mean you haven't?
Shepard: Not to judge, Max, just saying, that seems kind of unnatural.
Hercules: It's not that weird, maybe he just hasn't found the right guy yet!

Dillon: [on the phone] What's that, Zii? You want me to teach you how to go down on a woman?
Zii: [hanging up] That was a dumb idea. Why can't he be bi like the rest of us?

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"Well, of course we are all built with built with masculine and feminine energies, sourced with devine wisdom! Of course we are all at different levels of awareness in this "beingness" and of course, we may all be be one BUT we all have different role in God's play! So when I choose not to live by psycho-sexual conditions, I choose to feel in my heart...and by choosing my heart, sexual liberation, juicy joy, sensuality in all its definition simply becomes me."
Rabbi Melinda Bernstein, In The Bedroom of Judaism

To everyone new here that hasn’t peeked at my FAQ
All my OCs are bi or pan
All of 'em
"but what about" yes that one is as well

"Torchwood, where everyone's either bisexual or Welsh."

"In Roman times, the average man. In modern times, the average woman."

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"I think everyone's bisexual to some degree or another; it's just a question of whether or not you choose to recognise it and embrace it. Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavours."
Björk

"The new millennium won't be about sexual labels; it'll be about sexual expression. It won't matter if you're sleeping with men or women. It'll be about sleeping with individuals. Soon everyone will be pansexual. It won't matter if you're gay or straight."
Kim Cattrall

"Marco is bi! Star is bi! Everyone is bi! It's the law now! Everyone enjoy your brand new bisexuality!"

"In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality; the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation."
Simone de Beauvoir

"Writer Secret: If you were building a MAXIMUM ROMANCE PLOT engine, you'd make the whole cast Bi."

"...it's ridiculous for a woman to say that she's not attracted to other women. That's completely false..."

"We shall not really succeed in discarding the straitjacket of our own cultural beliefs about sexual choice if we fail to come to terms with the well-documented, normal human capacity to love members of both sexes."

"Every famous male, no matter how many ladies they've publicly pumped, finds themselves the subject of rumours about being gay. Check the blind item sections of celebrity gossip columns—if everyone who was rumoured to be gay actually was, then maybe horrifically ugly and tactless guys like me could finally pick up a few scraps. Except we couldn't, because all the hot chicks would be doing it up each other."

"Homosexuality was invented by a straight world dealing with its own bisexuality."
Kate Millett

"It was not a part of my sexuality at all. I was only able to do it because of my strong mind and my physical ability to have control over my own body."
Peter North, on starring in gay porn films

"In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints."
Graham Norton

"We read Playboy and Playgirl magazines"
Capt. Evelyn Jean Parks USAF, Girls Miss Men Most in Space Training

"Actually, there is no such thing as a homosexual person, any more than there is such a thing as a heterosexual person. The words are adjectives describing sexual acts, not people. The sexual acts are entirely normal; if they were not, no one would perform them."
Gore Vidal, Sexually Speaking

"I got a friend who's a homophobe, and I think that's the most useless thing you can be. 'Cause we're all gay, it's just, 'To what extent are you gay?'.
I said that to him and he said, 'Man, that's bullshit! I ain't gay at all!'
I said, 'Yes you are, and I can prove it.'
He said, 'Fine. Prove it.'
I said, 'Well, you like porn, don'tcha?'
He said, 'Of course I like porn!'
I said, 'Well, do you only watch scenes with two women together?'
He said, 'Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman makin' love.'
I said, 'Then I guess you prefer it if the guy has a tiny, half-flaccid penis, right?'
He said, 'Naw man, I like big, hard, throbbin' co— ...I did not know that about myself.'"

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