"Going from A to D, skipping B and C!"
—The Scout, Deep Rock Galactic
Chief Wiggum: Listen up! [on gates with "Johnny D" on them] These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now—
Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?
Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em.
Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?
Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em.
— The Simpsons, "Realty Bites"
OH WAIT!
We're fucking stupid.
It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.
WIDEN THE HOLE!
We're fucking stupid.
It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.
WIDEN THE HOLE!
— Zeonquest suggestion
"No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is, a donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through."
— Proverb
Sam: Look, it's the world's simplest maze.
Max: What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!
Sam: Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance.
Max: What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!
Sam: Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance.
No way... she's been looking for me this whole time? But this is the deepest area of the Cradle. Nobody could make it all the way down here... She's just going to blast through the walls!? Oh dear mother of God!
— Quattro, fan translation of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS
Walls? You took my daughter, brainwashed her, and set us to kill each other, and you think walls will protect you from me? Fuck your walls!
— Comment on the above scene, [Where I Watch] Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
Our guests can enjoy the magical atelier of Kayneth El-Melloi. A perfect atelier spanning an entire floor. 24 fielded layers, three mana generators, dozens of ghost and evil spirits roaming the halls as guard dogs, countless traps, parts of hallways that open out to other worlds! Both I and my opponent will be able to use every technique up our sleeves in this fight. Your statement that 'I'm pathetic'... I'll have you retract it shortly.
[his enemy just blows up the building. ]
— Kayneth Archibold El-Melloi, Fate/Zero
Excuse me, Ed? Not that you'd understand the geometry involved in such an endeavor, but... that isn't how you go through a maze!
— Edd, Ed, Edd n Eddy
The card-key-locked wooden door is no match for Tom and his crowbar!
Take THAT, logical progression of puzzles!
Take THAT, logical progression of puzzles!
Samuel Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.
VEGA: The portal is ready.
New Objective: Shoot a Hole in Mars.
VEGA: The portal is ready.
New Objective: Shoot a Hole in Mars.
Sanakan: If the Black Dogs find a way to get into Ken without bothering to smash its walls first, then we're done for.
Kyril: Indeed, anyone who can enter the domain of an enemy without difficulty has all the advantages, regardless of how familiar the defender is with his domain.
Kyril: Indeed, anyone who can enter the domain of an enemy without difficulty has all the advantages, regardless of how familiar the defender is with his domain.
"No Bergliez goes the long way round! We smash through and make our own path!"
— Count Bergliez, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
