History Quotes / DungeonBypass

->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Listen up! (on gates with "Johnny D" on them) These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Realty Bites"

--> ''Roleplay/{{Zeonquest}}'' suggestion

-->--Proverb

-->--'''Roleplay/RubyQuest'''

->'''Samuel Hayden''': You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.
->'''VEGA:''' The portal is ready.
->'''New Objective:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Shoot a Hole in Mars.]]
-->--''Videogame/DOOMEternal''

-->-- '''Kayneth Archibold El-Melloi''', ''LightNovel/FateZero''

->'''New Objective:''' Shoot a Hole in Mars.

->'''New Objective:''' Shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.

->''Walls? You took my daughter, brainwashed her, and set us to kill each other, and you think ''walls'' [[MamaBear will protect you from me?]] ''Fuck'' your walls!''

->''Walls? You took my daughter, brainwashed her, and set us to kill each other, and you think ''walls'' will protect you from me? ''Fuck'' your walls!''

->'''Samuel hayden''': You cannot just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.

->''New Objective:''' Shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Reality Bites"

->''Walls? You took my daughter, brainwashed her, and set us to kill each other, and you think walls will protect you from [[MamaBear me]]? ''Fuck'' your walls!''

-->The card-key-locked wooden door is no match for Tom and his crowbar!
-->Take THAT, logical progression of puzzles!

->''Walls? You took my daughter, brainwashed her, and set us to kill each other, and you think walls will protect you from [[MamaBear me]]? Fuck your walls!''

-->-- '''Quatro''', fan translation of ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikers''

->''Excuse me, Ed? Not that you'd understand the geometry involved in such an endeavor, but... that isn't how you go '''through''' a maze!

->''Excuse me, Ed? Not that you's understand the geometry involved in such an endeavor, but... that isn't how you go '''through''' a maze!

->''Excuse me, Ed? Now that you understand the geometry involved in such an endeavour, but... ''that isn't how you go '''through''' a maze!

->No way... she's been looking for me this whole time? But this is the deepest area of the Cradle. Nobody could make it all the way down here... She's just going to blast through the walls!? [[OhCrap Oh dear mother of God!]]

-->-- '''Quatro''', fan translation of ''MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS''

-->-- '''Kayneth Archibold El-Melloi''', moments before his enemy [[spoiler:[[CombatPragmatist just blows up the building instead.]]]]

->''"No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is, a donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through."''

->Our guests can enjoy the magical atelier of [[SmugSnake Kayneth El-Melloi]]. A perfect atelier spanning an entire floor. 24 fielded layers, three mana generators, dozens of ghost and evil spirits roaming the halls as guard dogs, countless traps, parts of hallways that open out to other worlds! Both I and my opponent will be able to use every technique up our sleeves in this fight. Your statement that 'I'm pathetic'...I'll have you retract it shortly.
-->-- '''Kayneth Archibold El-Melloi''', moments before his enemy [[spoiler: [[CombatPragmatist just blows up the building instead.]]]]

--> ''{{Zeonquest}}'' suggestion

-->-- ''TheSimpsons'', "Reality Bites"

'''No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is. A donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through.'''
--> Proverb

->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Listen up! These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-
->'''Skinner:''' Then what happened to Johnny D?
->'''Wiggum:''' He forgot to lock 'em.