Quotes / Does Not Like Spam

"Also, I don't like pecans."

—Val Williams, Retail, February 15th, 2013 strip

"Strawberries are a terrible fruit. SEEDS on the outside? (Gags) Gross."

—Jinx, The Ghost and Molly McGee

Marina: Mayonnaise is just tasteless lard! Even when it's cold from the fridge, it still somehow feels warm in your mouth! That disgusting mouthfeel... I'd rather lick Crusty Sean's grease trap!

Pearl: Whoa. OK, we get it. You don't like mayo.

—Splatoon 2

Pearl: Urgh, how can anyone like those things? Way to ruin a perfectly good burger. You're enjoying a soft, fluffy and juicy mouthful until CRUNCH! Gherkin.

Marina: ...So what you're saying is you're a child who doesn't like a texture in her food.

Pearl: Uh, no. I'm saying gherkins taste bitter, TOTALLY vile AND have a nasty crunch.

Marina: OK, OK... No need to get worked up. It's just a vinegary cucumber, you know. Personally, I love them! So why don't you just give yours to me? It's win-win!

Pearl: NO. No gherkins. You can't un-gherk a once-gherked burger.

—Splatoon 2

"He/She thought it was the worst ever!"(American Version)

"He/She really didn't like it at all!" (European Version)

—Tomodachi Life, if you feed a Mii their most hated food

"There are two things in this world that I just can not stand! Lies and evil and lies and BELL PEPPERS!"

—Bang Shishigami, Blazblue

"Goddamn it, honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party, it can bring along its dumb friend honeydew? You don't get a plus-one, cantaloupe!"

—BoJack, Bojack Horseman, "Hank After Dark"

Webby: Hot dog costumes!
Huey: I'm sorry, what?
Webby: You know, in case we get lost at sea and one of us— probably Louie— goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on! Louie hates hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.
Huey: Are you saying that Louie would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Louie: I do hate hot dogs.

—DuckTales (2017), "The Beagle Birthday Massacre!"

"Hey look! I found the bread. Hahahahaha! And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams. EW! No wonder someone threw this out."

—Luan Loud, taking apart a sandwich she found in her wastebasket, The Loud House

"It's a known fact that Muscle Man hates anything salad related!"

—Benson, Regular Show, "White Elephant Gift Exchange"

And five - very important, five - don't let me eat pears. I HATE pears. John Smith is a character that I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I AM him, and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months, I don't want to wake up from being human and taste THAT.

—The Doctor, Doctor Who, "Human Nature"

Lister: How much food is there?

Rimmer: There's half a bag of smoked bacon crisps, a tin of mustard powder, three water biscuits and a tube of gum ointment.

Lister: That's it, there's nothing else?

Rimmer: Just a Pot Noodle. Oh, and a can of dog food in the tool cupboard.

Lister: Well, it's obvious what gets eaten last then, isn't it? I can't stand Pot Noodles.

—Red Dwarf, "Marooned"

"Yuck! I'm not eating one of those!"

—Any Neopet after you feed them food they don't like.

"But I don't like brussels"

—Daisy's mother, Eat Your Peas

"Yuck, grape juice, I don't like this!"

—Tommy Pickles, Rugrats and the Gray Plague

"Cucumbers, yucky, tomatoes, yucky, onions, yucky, and smelly."

—D.W. Read, Arthur

Neelix: Craving a midnight snack?

Chakotay: No. Something to help me sleep. Got any ideas?

Neelix: I know humans think warm milk will do it. Frankly I find it repulsive.

Chakotay: I agree.

—Star Trek: Voyager

"I don't eat anything with onions. I don't eat lima beans or peas."

—Daniel, Fudge

"Are you tryin' ta make me sick? THESE potatoes are scalloped!"

— Max, The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police

"Ugh! Chocolate is gross!"

TomSka, Trick Shot Showdown - TryHards

"Nicky doesn't like eggs anyway."

—Debbie Thomas, Mog

Sisko: You don't like beets, Doctor?

Bashir: Well, they're not exactly a personal favorite of mine.

Sisko: That's because you haven't had them prepared properly. Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable.

—Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Katara: Should I eat a mango or a papaya for breakfast tomorrow?

Aunt Wu: (at her wits' end with the curious child) Papaya!

Katara: Aw, I hate papaya...

—Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Noct wouldn't eat his veggies if they were the last food on Eos."

Prompto Argentum, on Noctis Lucis Caelum, Final Fantasy XV

"Euh! Fi-fish!? Oh, come on! You never said I had to eat fish."

— Zack to Carmen, Carmen Sandiego

"I hate ice cream."

—Meteora/Heinous to Eclipsa, Star vs. the Forces of Evil

"HEAR ME NOW! I am Celestia, the undimmed princess of the solar orb! The blood of this land burns bright in my veins and brave ponies weep in agony at my glory. Tens of thousands of generations have crumbled to dust in my wake and tens of thousands of generations more will follow before I am spent. All this power is at my command, and yet I have but one thing to declare to you all on this day: I! DO! NOT! LIKE! TEA!"

—Princess Celestia, Princess Celestia Hates Tea

Trunks: In the future, my mother has developed medication that will help level your cholesterol.
Goku: Is it grape flavored?
Trunks: I don't know, yes?
Goku: Because I don't like grape.
Trunks: ...then it's bacon flavored.
Goku: Yaaaaay!
(three years later)
Piccolo: So, Goku's having a heart attack.
Gohan: Dad, you took the medicine, right?
Goku: Yeah! Well, I mean...I started to...
Gohan: Started to—what? You mean you stopped? Why did you stop?!
Goku: Because it was grape flavored!

—Dragon Ball Z Abridged episodes 34 and 36

"... One of the many ironies of living, if it can be called, in this eternal realm of gloom is that the onion—among every sustenance discovered—ranks among the sole reminders here of our once-mortal diet; a foul root best known for bitterness or for unprompted issuance of tears. Yes, there are those who claim the onion has its place among the staples that a mortal ought to eat, deliberately and with joy; for instance, they would say the onion takes on different savor and consistency when put under the flame! But these are likely falsehoods to induce in us surpassing doubts and make us weak. I would prefer to fade to nothingness far more than be required to consume one more of those foul plants, which tainted too many a meal of mine while I was living and goad me even now that I am dead."

—Achilles's Codex, Hades

"YUCK!! Tiggers don't like honey!"

—Tigger, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

"I HATE ICE CREAM SODAS!"

—Bert, Sesame Street

"Roast chicken? Good. Gravy? Good. Roast potatoes? Good. Brussel sprouts? Bad! Five of them— bad, bad, bad, bad, bad! I *hate* Brussel sprouts— and when I say I hate Brussel sprouts, I don't just mean I hate Brussel sprouts, I mean I *really* hate Brussel sprouts. And when I say I really hate Brussel sprouts, I don't just mean I really hate Brussel sprouts, I mean I *really, really* hate Brussel sprouts. And when I say I really, really hate Brussel sprouts, I don't just mean I really, really hate Brussel sprouts— I mean I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY hate Brussel sprouts! Who wouldn't hate them? They're green, they're slimy, they're mouldy, they're horrible, they're putrid, and they're foul!"

— Andy, Andy Griffiths' Just Series, "Just Disgusting", "Brussel Sprouts"

"There are two things I avoid: people who eat a lot of fish, and politics."

— Pam (a vampire), True Blood

"i taste a VEGETAL"

[beat]

"ANGERY"

—Meme Man, Surreal Memes

Monroe: [bawling] But I don't like pistachio [flavored ice cream]!
Tom: Then why did you ask for it?

—SpongeBob SquarePants, Hocus Pocus

Boober: [on learning the giant radish he wants to cook is being guarded by Junior] You'll never taste my Radish en Croute! There's nothing here to eat except leftover Doozer Dust Pie.
Wembley: Yuck! I hate Doozer Dust Pie!

— Fraggle Rock

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