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Source: Monty Python.
Someone really hates a food,
and boy, do they hate.
Sizzly Bacon

I will not eat that!
Though you may bribe or threaten,
I would rather starve.

Bacon, egg, and spam;
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam;
They do not like spam.

—Ocean Homer

What are you doing?
You should know I don't like this.
Bring me something good.

I will not eat it
I don't like that type of food
I do not like it.

I so hate that food
I will not eat it mother
I won't eat that food.

Spam is disgusting.
I mean, who the hell likes it?
I think I might puke.
—-Tons-of-Ducks

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