Quotes / Do You Want to Copulate?

Fan Works

Cinder: Hello, Junior. Long time, no see.
Junior: [scared] What the fuck are you doing here?
Cinder: Came to see an old friend. How've you been, handsome?
Junior: Cinder, you can't be in this place. Torchwick will have my head cut off if he knows you've been in here.
Cinder: I'm guessing he still doesn't know that you've been in here. [lifts her leg over the bar counter]
Junior: [shoves her leg away] Cut that shit out! Look, you shouldn't be here at all. I can't keep giving you info anymore.
Cinder: I don't need info. Actually, I decided to perform tonight.^note They're at a strip club.
Junior: What?
Cinder: Yes. At least until after I give you a private performance. [leans in]
Junior: Seriously. What do you want?
Cinder: Well, one thing I want is for you to pull me over this counter and fuck me like a bitch in heat right here and now.

— Vale's Underground

Literature

It is better to copulate than never.

—Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love

I don't want to get too heavily philosophical here, but the sad truth is that this game perfectly reveals how a lot of guys wish that sexual relationships really worked: You'd just click in the right place, and Bingo! Score! No need for all that... talking.

—Dave Barry's Guide To Cyberspace on a porn game where clicking on a girl's clothes in the right order leads to sex

Live-Action TV

Aeryn: I know the pressures of living close...how it can affect the safety of an entire battalion—(slips and falls back into Crichton) ...unless tensions are relieved.

Crichton: (pressing his mouth against her cheek) So what do you suggest?

Aeryn: Well in the Peacekeepers it was common practice to ahh... reduce fluid levels.

Crichton: Fluid levels. Like...well like Valvoline, like brake fluid?

Aeryn: Like sex. We can have sex if you want.

(Explosion sends them sliding back down the air shaft)

Crichton: You know what? Ahh, now is not a good time. How about I, uh... check my diary and get back to you later in the week?

Aeryn: It would...relieve the tension.

Crichton: Is this for you or for me?

Aeryn: For both of us.

Crichton: You know what? I got two hands. I can alternate. I can release all the tension I want. I don't need your charity.

Aeryn: And I don't need your emotions. But we can have sex if you want.

— Farscape, "Suns and Lovers"

Music

Why don't we get drunk and screw?
I just bought a waterbed,
It's filled up for me and you.

—Jimmy Buffett, "Why Don't We Get Drunk"

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

—Bloodhound Gang, "The Bad Touch"

Video Games

"Are you here for the Mating Challenge?"

— Rima, Brütal Legend

"Hey Kinzie! You wanna fuck?"

— The Boss, Saints Row IV

"Physical contact... voice lowered... coy looks... good heavens, is this a mating ritual?!"

— Fane before an Optional Sexual Encounter, Divinity: Original Sin II

Webcomics

Ardent: JEEZ. I only asked her if she wanted to fuck! ... It just seems like an awfully violent way to turn someone down.
Alice: Did you do ANY research on our culture before you came?

— Alice Grove

Web Original

lemme smash
ay bby u want sum fuk

— The Internet

Scout: We both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?
Random Girl: Eh, okay.

— Team Fortress 2, "Expiration Date"

"Sex. NOW!"

— BLU Heavy, Pootis Engage

HOORAY!
WE ARE SO GLAD TO MEET YOU!
THIS IS THE SHIP "PLAY GAMES FOR LOTS OF FUN"
(OPERATED BY CHARGED PARTICLE FINANCIAL FIRMS)
WE LOVE YOU AND WE WANT YOU TO BE SUPER HAPPY.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX?

— Three Worlds Collide

Krillin: Wanna see a movie, or...?
Android 18: Dude. Drop your pants.

—Dragon Ball Z Abridged, shortly before the Krillin Owned Counter is decisively destroyed.

Does anyone wanna get sexual? ...Does anybody wanna mate?

— 69Sam420, Highcraft

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