Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
Scott: Nothing. [pretends to sneeze] Ripoff.
Dr. Evil: Bless you.
Scott: Nothing. [pretends to sneeze] Ripoff.
Dr. Evil: Bless you.
— Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"(coughs)Loser!"
"(coughs)Homo!(coughs) Excuse me! I just said 'homo'."
— Dave, Code Monkeys
Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!
The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve?
Rose: What.
The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve?
Rose: What.
— Doctor Who, "The Doctor Dances"
"Yeah, they [Jane and Pepper] must be busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together. (cough) Testosterone."
— Maria Hill, Avengers: Age of Ultron
"(cough) PercyJackson! (cough) Sorry, I'm getting over a very sarcastic cold."
— Smeghead, Cinematic Excrement
Kenai: Do either of you know where the lights touch the earth?
Rutt: Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh... No. Uh, no. Sorry, bear... or beaver?
Kenai: I'm not a beaver, I'm-I'm a bear—No, I mean, I-I'm not a bear! I'm a man!
Rutt: Excuse me?
Kenai: I was transformed into a bear – magically! I-I was lifted into the sky by my brother!
Tuke: Uh, huh...? (cough)Crazy!(cough)
Rutt: Gesundheit.
Tuke: No, a (cough)fruitcake!(cough)
Rutt: Are you okay?
Tuke: (cough)No!(cough) That (cough)bear(cough), over (cough)there(cough), he's (cough)crazy!(cough)
Kenai: I am not crazy!
Tuke: Wha... W-Who ever said you were?
