Well, Carmen was very tricky today. But don't you worry. You did capture the evil-twin Double Trouble. And you found the loot as well. We here at Acme Crimenet has a gift for you. A portable CD player and a CD from all over the world. And the Rockapella CD featuring our theme song. Congratulations!
Contestants not appearing on stage will receive... (insert consolation prizes).
—Rod Roddy, The Price Is Right
Arsene Wenger: These all appear to be top, top quality.
Jose Mourinho: Voyeur. I won't taste them, because I know they are not as good as the Chelsea Buns I made - three times. In fourth and last place, you (points to Liverpool), you (points to Manchester City), you (points to Tottenham Hotspur), and especially you, Paul! (points to Manchester United, singling out Paul Pogba) You should all be disappointed!
Wenger: Fourth place is nice, take it from me. It is the same as a trophy.
Mauricio Pochettino: Okay, but come on! Harry's ankle has been through so much. He deserves something for his baking contributions.
Mourinho: Okay fine, whatever. (Takes out a medal) Harry Kane, you are hereby a member of the Most Excellent Order of the Baking Empire (pins medal on Kane's kit).
Dele Alli: Hey! Harry's been awarded MBE! (The Spurs players celebrate with champagne and fanfare as Pep Guardiola, Jurgen Klopp, Paul Pogba, and Sadio Mané leave the tent looking unimpressed and confused) Alright Harry, yeah!
(Fanfare stops and the Tottenham players stop celebrating, long awkward pause)
Son Heung-Min: So... how do we beat Liverpool on the pitch?
