Quotes / Clothes for Christmas Cringe

"A fucking jumper?! ''DIE, SANTA, DIE!!"'

—Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week

''"I HATE GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!"

—Eddy, "Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle"

"Some socks, some socks, and some tiny BVDs. But I can't get them up past my knees. Could you return them please, Aunt Louise?"

—"Didn't I Get This Last Year?" song by Bob Rivers