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"Take a good look, boys. I usually charge for this!"
Jacqueline Pearce (Servalan in Blake's 7) after her dress got ripped on a branch during filming of that show, exposing her backside

"She's basically a Hispanic female version of Rambo, except with a tight red shirt and a killer katana. Per SNK standards, you can knock her shirt off under the right circumstances."

"I tried to erase your memory, but it looks like I erased your clothes..."
Negi (to Asuna), Negima! Magister Negi Magi

"Can you solve anything without blowing people's clothes off?!"
Asuna (to Negi), Negima! Magister Negi Magi, immediately after he simultaneously obliterates the clothes of about 12 different people

If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, I've come undone
Weezer, "Undone (The Sweater Song)"

"The pants aren't stretchy."

"I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Alexander Dane, Galaxy Quest

"Wow, he got really big... Was it really necessary to get rid of Simon's clothes, or was that just for effect?"
Credenza, Archipelago

"OH, NO!"
Boss, Mazinkaiser, having his boxers disintegrate before him.

Lt. Beta: Captain, what happened to your uniform?
Cptn. Pinchhard: It's The Captain's prerogative to strip down during action scenes.
Sev Trek: Pus in Boots

[since Empress got attacked by Joseph's Ripple and her synchronization with Empress, all of Nena's clothes except her boxers get torn off. Nena covers herself out of shame]
Nena: Nooooo....
[Polnareff gets a nosebleed]
Polnareff: Woaaoaaaaahhhh! In the middle of the city... How hot! My french blood boils from within! ARMOR TAKE OFF!
[Polnareff poses and his clothes also get shredded off. Ebony Devil shows up to cover up Polnareff's naughty parts]

"Well, looks aren't everything."
Android 18, Dragon Ball Z

"Ow, that just bares my midriff!"

"'STRIPPED' OF THE WILL TO FIGHT!"
Ryuko Matoi, Kill la Kill, when tearing apart a Goku uniform in battle.

"I'm saving the world; I need a decent shirt!"
The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Eleventh Hour"

Kayla: But what if our clothes get damaged in the fight?
Martha: Come on, Kayla, unless you're being knifed, everyone knows clothes are indestructible.
Portica: Or if it's for fanservice...
Martha: Don't go there, Portica.

There is a class of device specifically created with the supersuit and lethal embarrassment for the wearer in mind. So-called ‘crawler’ devices generally look like flat centipede constructs that try to slip down the neck or up the hems of a supersuit and may cause severe discomfort to the wearer in any number of fiendish ways. The only way to get rid of them is to forcibly remove the suit, generally leaving the wearer naked. For this reason, supersuits must be sealed around the neck, sleeves and ankles (assuming they don’t come with full head masks, gloves and booties) to be effective. Even so, several versions of crawlers can make their own holes, so some of the latest supersuits have anti-intrusion countermeasures. Finally, versions of the crawler have been made with a more pleasant goal in mind for the keen fetishist or the severely perverted villain.

"Dear god... wait, men! STOP! Our attacks are only making them sexier!"
Sidekick Chief, Girly

Maxima: ...Major, what the hell happened to your shirt?
Hiro: [working at a construction site shirtless] It's the darndest thing, I wasn't here five minutes before I snagged it on some rebar. Tore it right up the back. It was one of my favorites, too.
Harem: One of Hiro's undocumented superpowers is being able to tell his identical black shirts apart.

Huey: "Kitty! ...You ain't got clothes on."
Kitty: "There was an all-devouring molten cataclysm."
Huey: "And it just took your clothes? That's weird."
No Evil, "Black, White, and Red All Over," after Kitty claims the Judgement Scythe.

"You seems to have come apart at the seams, sir."
Sergeant Major Bloomer, Carry On England

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