Quotes / Christianity is Catholic

TJ: If you're a priest, how come you get to have a girlfriend? What's up with that?
Jeremiah: I'm Episcopal, not Catholic!

— Mercy Streets

This is a Protestant country. I will not have Vatican slime around here!

— Integra Hellsing averts the trope.

Hollywood is a small number of Jews teaching a large number of Protestants how to be good Catholics.

— Columbia executive Harry Cohn lampshading this trope's use in the religious movies of the day.

A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don’t want the Vatican coming after me or anything.

— Zoisite, Sailor Moon Abridged.

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