"Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in Horrible Bosses 2. Sorry, Jen, but Magic Earring Ken
◊ wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better"
◊ wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better""Dildos, incidentally, are used for comic effect throughout this permanently flexing, closeted fratboy, macho romp. There’s also a little person in a fight scene, for literally no other reason than to have him hauled into the air by Dwayne Johnson while his tiny legs kick against the wall, as Michael Bay guffaws offscreen into a giant mountain of coke."
David: We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, every day is Thriller Night.
Chris: If this show would’ve opened with Clark wearing that jacket and telling Lois 'I’m not like other guys,' I would declare it the greatest use of television ever."
— Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Shield")
Smallville ("Shield")Anders: Sometimes we talk like little girls. At least one of us...
Troels: Wha- How dare you! If anyone's the woman in this relationship it's you! You love romance and cry at movies constantly!
Anders: Says the man who just watched Jean Aya and didn't like the Pride and Prejudice series because he prefers the movie Mr. Darcy.
Troels: Jane Eyre!! Say it fucking right!!
— Anders Holm and Troels Overgaard from the Danish podcast Movie Talk sum up their relationship.
"They are not a couple, or even gay for that matter. Just very, very Danish."
"People with good taste in television might recognize Mike as the ridiculous cartoon of a man who went on to become the American Gladiator named Thor and the American Gladiator named Titan. Mike is what sexy firemen use as their calendars."
"In the first movie, Travolta plays a streetwise kid who likes to dance at discos on the weekend. In the sequel, he's a Broadway dancer who wears scraps of denim and rolls in grease before performances. This was what the 1980s did to people."
"That guy is so gay, I'll bet you anything he's straight."
— Peter Dragon talking about a director, Action
Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space Skype.
Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
Freeza: Well, I... Ginyu, I'll call you back. (turns off the Space Skype) Come again?
Zarbon: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.
Freeza: Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were — never mind.
Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?
Freeza: Well, no, I just... I thought you were into... You know, it really doesn't matter.
Zarbon: Well, it matters to me because, frankly, it sounds like you thought I was—
Orlen: Lord Freeza, Vegeta's broken out of the healing t— (gets blasted)
Freeza: Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.
Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
Freeza: Well, I... Ginyu, I'll call you back. (turns off the Space Skype) Come again?
Zarbon: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.
Freeza: Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were — never mind.
Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?
Freeza: Well, no, I just... I thought you were into... You know, it really doesn't matter.
Zarbon: Well, it matters to me because, frankly, it sounds like you thought I was—
Orlen: Lord Freeza, Vegeta's broken out of the healing t— (gets blasted)
Freeza: Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.
Vegeta: Hey, it's the gay one.
Zarbon: Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!
Zarbon: Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!
Frasier: Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that you might be gay.
Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.
Frasier: ...Thank you.
Tom: Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.
Frasier: ...Thank you.
— Frasier
Barney: [Gay people] start something, then six months later everyone follows. It's like, now everyone gets manicures.
Ted: Yeah, I don't get manicures.
Barney: Okay then, like how, like getting your chest waxed.
Lily: (gasp) You get you chest waxed?
Ted: Yeah, I don't get manicures.
Barney: Okay then, like how, like getting your chest waxed.
Lily: (gasp) You get you chest waxed?
Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight!
The Monarch: Come on, he's in Depeche Mode!
The Monarch: Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight!
The Monarch: Come on, he's in Depeche Mode!
"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean."
Raj: No, I'm not gay, if anything I'm metrosexual.
Dr. Koothrappali: What's that?
Raj: It means I like women as well as their skincare products.
Dr. Koothrappali: What's that?
Raj: It means I like women as well as their skincare products.
— The Big Bang Theory, "The Transporter Malfunction"
"I sleep with women but musicals make me feel gay!"
—Sam Brownstein, Stage Fright (2014)
"Why would someone assume I'm a friend of Ellen? Just because I'm mannish, and highly aggressive, and have short hair, and I only wear tracksuits, and I coach a girls' sport, and I married myself... It just doesn't make sense!"
—Sue Sylvester, Glee
I wear women's underwear
And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
What defines a straight man's straight?
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12-ounce steak?
I tell you what a woman loves most
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
What defines a straight man's straight?
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12-ounce steak?
I tell you what a woman loves most
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
— Mother Mother, "Verbatim"
Teddy: You know, I think I have my own little theory as to why [Felix's] wife wasn't happy.
Oscar: He's not gay.
Roy: Are you sure? He seems a little gay.
Oscar: No, he seems incredibly gay, but he's not.
Oscar: He's not gay.
Roy: Are you sure? He seems a little gay.
Oscar: No, he seems incredibly gay, but he's not.
