Haiku / Camp Straight

"That guy's SO gay, dude."
"Then what's with his hot girlfriend?"
"...Are you KIDDING ME?!?"
—Shar Phoe

I do enjoy hugs
I am a bit eccentric
Sure, I act childish

But just 'cause I'm not
Comprised of muscles and beer
Does not mean I'm gay.
—Death To Squishies

Mistaken for Gay
Happens all the fucking time
I should play football
— Kif

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