Quotes / Canada's Worst Driver

Andrew: (to Colin) Driver rehabilitation centers just like this one have existed now for five years, we operate in nine different countries, and in the entire history of us doing this program, no one has ever been expelled from our educational course. (cuts Colin's keys in half with a saw) You sir, are expelled. Here's your key back. I'm afraid we can only help people who want to help themselves, and you clearly came here without any intentions of learning anything!

Andrew's "The Reason You Suck" Speech towards Colin as he is expelled

Andrew: I've been hosting this show for four years and I've become a better driver. These challenges really work.

Practicing doing donuts in an episode towards the end of Season 4

Andrew: Things behind you will never be visible if you only look through your front window.

During a challenge during the eight season that requires using the vehicle's mirrors

Andrew: "Look where you want to go." I'm getting that done as a neck tattoo.

Andrew: Season 10. Canada's Worst Driver is on the road. I'd get off it if I were you.

Andrew: Don't just hold on to the wheel and hope you're going straight. 'Cause you are going straight when you hold on to the wheel, but you might be going straight to hell.

Andrew: People often ask me if I get afraid while driving with Canada's Worst Drivers. Uh... yeah. (chuckles) I do.