Buffy: (learning French with Willow) "La vache… doit me… touche… de la… jeudi. (looks at Willow) Was it wrong? Should I use the plural?"
Willow: "No. But you said ‘The cow should touch me from Thursday’."
Buffy: "Maybe that’s what I was feeling."
Willow: "And you said it wrong."
Buffy: "Oh, je stink."
Joyce: "So, what do you think your teachers are gonna tell me about you?"
Buffy: "Well, I think they’ll all agree that I always bring a pen to class, ready to absorb the knowledge."
Joyce: "And, uh, this absorption rate? How is it reflected in your homework and test scores?"
Buffy: "What can you really tell about a person from a test score?"
Joyce: "Whether or not she’s ever going out with her friends again."
Spike: "If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."
Giles: "For three nights, the unholy ones scourge themselves into a fury, um, culminating in a savage attack on the Night of St. Vigeous."
Xander: "Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?"
Cordelia: "You sure don't."
Willow: "She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her."
Xander: "You're bad to the bone."
Willow: "I'm a rebel."
Spike: "You were my sire, man! You were my... YODA!"
Xander: "As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine."
Buffy: "Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen."
Xander: "What do you mean? Nothing's gonna happen."
Willow: "Not until some dummy says 'As long as nothing bad happens'."
Buffy: "It's the ultimate jinx."
Willow: "What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?"
Buffy: "Who are you?"
Spike: "You'll find out on Saturday."
Buffy: "What happens on Saturday?"
Spike: "I kill you."
