Willow: "By the way, are we hoping to find a body or no body?"
Xander: "Call me an optimist, but I'm hoping to find a fortune in gold doubloons."
Giles: "Well, 'body' would mean flesh-eating demon. 'No body' points more toward the 'army of zombies' thing. Take your pick."
Buffy: (about Cordelia and Daryl) "He broke her heart? Possibly proving that she has one."
Cordelia: "It was horrible. Angel saved me from an arm. God, there were so many parts, they were everywhere. Why are these terrible things always happening to me?"
Xander: (fake cough) "Karma!"
Buffy: (after catching Giles practicing pick-up lines on a chair) "I guess we never realized how much you like that chair."
Willow: "I'm probably the only girl in school with the coroner's office bookmarked in her favorite places."
Angel: "Cordelia told me the truth."
Xander: "Well that's a first!"
Giles: "Yes, really. What student here is gonna be that well versed in physiology?"
Willow: "Well, I can think of five or six guys in the science club. And me."
Xander: "So, Will, come clean. Promise to never do it again, and we'll call it a night. (off their looks) He joked!"
Giles: (about their locker search) "You understand, in my capacity as school official, this search is completely unauthorized, and I, I cannot condone it."
Buffy: "Fine, your butt's covered. Wanna grab a locker?" (hands him the list)
Giles: "Uh, yes, yes, of course." (takes the sheet)
Willow: "For Eric the unattainable is everyone alive."
Buffy: "Come on Stephan rise and shine. Some of us have a lot of trig homework waiting."
Angel: "I heard you were on the hunt."
Buffy: "I was suposed to be but... Lazy Bones does not want to come out and play."
Angel: "When you first wake up it's a little disorienting. He'll show."
Buffy: "It's weird, thinking of you going through that."
Angel: "It's weird to go through."
