Quotes / Boy Meets Ghoul

Romero: You know... I know you're technically dead and all, but... God damn, you are one striking-looking piece of ass. Where were you when you were still breathing, huh? I don't suppose you'd still be interested in a little, uh...
Player Character: Sounds like fun. Let's play.
Romero: [Surprised] Really? I mean— [seductively] Really. Just don't bite it, alright? [Beat] What? I mean, my neck.

— Optional Sexual Encounter in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

"I dated a vampire ... It was okay until she told me how old she was. I swear, she had my grandmother's exact birthday. Same day, same year. After that, every time we were in bed all I could see was my nana's face."

— Morty, The Everything Box

My baby's never gonna graduate high school, it's ancient history to her,
And she's never gonna be the pretty little thing that my mama would prefer.
But does giving up on getting old mean that she's giving up the chance
To get the things every teenage heart desires — a little boy and ghoul romance?

So when sunset shuts the doors of day I start my car,
She's a coffin and a crypt away, and that's too far.
When I pull up beside her and say, "Wanna ride?"
Well, I know it doesn't matter that my baby died.
Here's a bit of advice, boy, take it as you will:
You just might find you've met the love of your life at night on Dead Man's Hill.

— Seanan McGuire, "On Dead Man's Hill"

"She seems to enjoy your company, she may even like you, and yet. Don't deceive yourself, my boy, this is not a love story. Vampires, we are a diverse lot. So many differences. Yet we are united by one simple unavoidable fact: we are our hunger."

— Bernardino, Certain Dark Things

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