"I can't hide it any longer. I love you. It's the old story, boy meets girl — Romeo and Juliet — Minneapolis and St. Paul!"
— Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush (Groucho Marx), A Day at the Races (1937)
"He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?"
— Avril Lavigne, "Sk8er Boi"
