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"You're going to get so fat. Sure, maybe you can get away with it now, but once you hit thirty and your metabolism slows down, you're gonna balloon out. At least, if there's any justice in this world."
— Chiaki Shinoda, Darker than Black
Goku: When's our lunch?
Fight Promoter: Don't you think it's a bad idea to eat a meal right before your fight? You might get cramps that way!
Goku: I will eat!
Fight Promoter: Don't you think it's a bad idea to eat a meal right before your fight? You might get cramps that way!
Goku: I will eat!
"But Mom says if I don't clean up afterwards, I can't have any snacks! And that's a Fate Worse than Death!"
— Cure Marine, HeartCatch Pretty Cure!
"You know, you're a real couch potato: you're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes."
— Escargoon, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Luffy: Phew! Got it out.
Zoro: You need to work on your fishbone-eating technique.
Nami: I have news for you guys: normal people don't eat this part.
Zoro: You need to work on your fishbone-eating technique.
Nami: I have news for you guys: normal people don't eat this part.
Sorawo: (looking at stacks of empty bowls and platters of food on their restaurant table) Kozakura didn't mess around, did she?
Toriko: (nervously giggles) Yeah, she can really pack it away.
Sorawo: This is gonna turn out to be the most expensive apology I've ever made. (Toriko picks up her menu) You're joking. How are you not done eating yet?!
Toriko: The "Sorry, Kozakura" party's over but the "Sorawo and Toriko make up" party's just getting started.
Sorawo: (blushes and smiles) Well, I like the sound of that.
Toriko: Uh, excuse me!
Waiter: Be right there!
Toriko: Let's go with the edamame, some potato salad, some tomato salad, the assorted skewers, some more chicken karage, horse meat tartare, the seaweed and jako fish daikon salad, the seared vinegared mackerel and... (to Sorawo) What about you? Go ahead?
Sorawo: Uh... (shakes head)
Toriko: Okay! That's all for now!
Waiter: Got it. I'll get these empty plates out of your way.
Toriko: Thank you!
Sorawo: I realize who I'm asking, but do you have a plan to finish all that?
Toriko: (nervously giggles) Yeah, she can really pack it away.
Sorawo: This is gonna turn out to be the most expensive apology I've ever made. (Toriko picks up her menu) You're joking. How are you not done eating yet?!
Toriko: The "Sorry, Kozakura" party's over but the "Sorawo and Toriko make up" party's just getting started.
Sorawo: (blushes and smiles) Well, I like the sound of that.
Toriko: Uh, excuse me!
Waiter: Be right there!
Toriko: Let's go with the edamame, some potato salad, some tomato salad, the assorted skewers, some more chicken karage, horse meat tartare, the seaweed and jako fish daikon salad, the seared vinegared mackerel and... (to Sorawo) What about you? Go ahead?
Sorawo: Uh... (shakes head)
Toriko: Okay! That's all for now!
Waiter: Got it. I'll get these empty plates out of your way.
Toriko: Thank you!
Sorawo: I realize who I'm asking, but do you have a plan to finish all that?
Announcer #1: This... this girl's stomach is a Cosmos unto itself! It's connected to the void of the universe!
Announcer #2:How much can a human being eat? One has to ask: Where have we been? Where are we going? Their forms are like unto the gods themselves! This is truly awe inspiring!
Announcer #2: We may very well be witnessing here today is a birth... the birth of the next stage in human stomach evolution.
Announcer #2:How much can a human being eat? One has to ask: Where have we been? Where are we going? Their forms are like unto the gods themselves! This is truly awe inspiring!
Announcer #2: We may very well be witnessing here today is a birth... the birth of the next stage in human stomach evolution.
"I'll take everything from here to here!"
— Lina Inverse, Slayers, ordering from an Inn's menu.
"A man's stomach has no limit! Keep 'em on coming!"
— Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, having just completely stuffed himself.
"Who gives a damn about galaxies?! Our stomachs... are way bigger!"
— Jorgun and Balinbow Bakusa, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Comic Books
Andy: Peter can out-eat a hippo.
"I love breadcrumbs: the perfect between-snack snack."
— Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes
"Having a good meal after practicing is an essential part of training. You should apply everything you've learned to eating as well as fighting."
— Ryu, Street Fighter #13 (UDON comic)
"I've been down here for days with nothing to eat but cave mushrooms, puddle water and an entire dragon."
— Fat Cobra, Wolverine #17
Ray: (in response to seeing Impulse wolf down a sandwich with practically every standard topping you can think of stuffed in between)
◊ Geez, Louise, Bart! What did you do, inhale it?
Bart: Being depressed makes me hungry. You want a sandwich, Ray?
Ray: Nah, I try to eat light.
◊ Geez, Louise, Bart! What did you do, inhale it?Bart: Being depressed makes me hungry. You want a sandwich, Ray?
Ray: Nah, I try to eat light.
— Young Justice #49
Comic Strips
Red: Rover, how much would you charge to eat my homework?
Rover: (beat) (Five pretzels, a dozen Nilla Vanillas, a big hunk of cheese, six Vienna sausages... and a bowl of cold beef broth to wash it all down with!)
Fan Works
"Teana once told Cinque that during the Ixpellia case, Teana stayed over at Subaru's place and was surprised that Subaru ordered CRATES of food from catering services. Not boxes, CRATES."
— 5ive
Shirou: So, you want us to just hang out and lure [Caster] out?
Rin: Just act totally natural. That means you just throw yourself at every problem you see in front of you and stare wistfully off into the sky, and Baeber-
Saber: Eat every sandwich within a 100-foot radius. [...] If we run out of sandwiches, should I start acquiring the sandwiches of other people in the park? I'm not normally a thief, but if it's for the cause of sandwiches, I'm in for a pound.
Rin: Just act totally natural. That means you just throw yourself at every problem you see in front of you and stare wistfully off into the sky, and Baeber-
Saber: Eat every sandwich within a 100-foot radius. [...] If we run out of sandwiches, should I start acquiring the sandwiches of other people in the park? I'm not normally a thief, but if it's for the cause of sandwiches, I'm in for a pound.
"P’Li pushes aside another empty plate and puts it on the stack. The truckers on the other side of the restaurant are eating fruit tarts and staring open mouthed as she packs away a party platter single handed."
Tip #284: Don’t stare at Captain Rogers while he eats. He can’t help that his metabolism operates at four times the average speed.
Luffy: [flat look at Crocus] That's just stupid. [Laboon] could only feed them for three weeks, tops.
Cross: [flat look at Luffy] Your answer terrifies me beyond all belief for so many reasons.
Cross: [flat look at Luffy] Your answer terrifies me beyond all belief for so many reasons.
— This Bites!, on feeding one hundred people with a whale whose eye dwarfs entire ships..
ADDENDUM #6: Feed Star Platinum at your own risk. It's like feeding a koi fish, there's no limit. Before you know it, you've fed him an entire box of donuts and everybody's afternoon snack.
ADDENDUM #6-a: Don't challenge Star Platinum to an eating contest. You will lose and Doctor Kujo will find out what you did.
ADDENDUM #6-b: Star Platinum will not eat your Stand. But he could.
— Welcome to the SPW Foundation, Chapter 15
Krillin: (after Ginyu's body-swap with Goku is reversed) Wait, Goku… what is your favorite food?
Goku: …Favorite?
Krillin: He's him again!
Goku: …Favorite?
Krillin: He's him again!
Count Charon: Professor… Eisner, was it? Why do you keep raising your hand?
Byleth: This is what my students do when they have something to say.
Count Charon: Well, then, what do you have to say this time?
Byleth: (holding out her empty dinner plate) I’d like a fourth helping, please.
Byleth: This is what my students do when they have something to say.
Count Charon: Well, then, what do you have to say this time?
Byleth: (holding out her empty dinner plate) I’d like a fourth helping, please.
Film — Animated
"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large,
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge!"
— Gaston, Beauty and the Beast
"I took you inside, fed you, bathed you, tried to get pants on you, and fed you again...and again...and again."
— Mr. Ping [about Po], Kung Fu Panda 2
Billy Batson: Holy moley! Is this all for me, Mr. Kent?
Clark Kent: Since you ate two breakfasts yesterday, I thought I'd better order you three today.
Clark Kent: Since you ate two breakfasts yesterday, I thought I'd better order you three today.
"Eat and eat, then repeat."
— Edward "Winnie-the-Pooh" Bear, Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Film — Live-Action
"I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, okay? Baloney, fry that into a dome, slice it, take a spatula, smush fry it, and one waffle please."
—Cream Corn, Black Dynamite
Jake: Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
"I want a hamburger... no, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips. I want..."
—Spalding Smails, Caddyshack
"My heart is just fine as long as my stomach is not empty."
—Ethel Janowski, Criminally Insane
Cassandra: Do you think we'll be waiting long for others to come? I'm hungry.
Irene: Such an appetite for such a slight thing.
Cassandra: I'm a growing girl.
Irene: Such an appetite for such a slight thing.
Cassandra: I'm a growing girl.
Aragorn (still going by Strider): Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You already had it.
Pippin: We had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn stares at the hobbits in confusion for a second, then walks]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You already had it.
Pippin: We had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn stares at the hobbits in confusion for a second, then walks]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
"Well, I reckon we'll wake up early and eat...and then we'll dig for oil and eat...then we'll rope some dogies, bust a few broncs, and then maybe we'll grab a bite to eat."
"How could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?"
— Darcy, Thor
Literature
Alex, meanwhile, was busy pulling out an amazing array of food from what had to be the world's largest lunch box. He had two ham and turkey sandwiches, a bag of chips, string cheese, two bananas, a box of crackers, raisins, and a can of soda.
"What do you call when a girl doesn't wanna eat?"
My dad roars. "What girl? Anyone around here?"
He points to my plate, heaped high with three servings of honey sweet potatoes (my favorite), two hamburgers with melted cheese, whole wheat bread, and green beans. I elbow him.
My dad roars. "What girl? Anyone around here?"
He points to my plate, heaped high with three servings of honey sweet potatoes (my favorite), two hamburgers with melted cheese, whole wheat bread, and green beans. I elbow him.
— Destiny, 4 Kids in 5E and 1 Crazy Year
James: God, I'm full. I ate too much. Why do I always eat too much?
Julia: Because you're a greedy pig? Because you're tired of being able to see your feet? Because you're trying to make your stomach touch your penis?
Julia: Because you're a greedy pig? Because you're tired of being able to see your feet? Because you're trying to make your stomach touch your penis?
"'E's a terrible man," moans the host. "The seven plagues of Egypt all rolled into one. There ain't an officers mess in the entire Brandenburg military zone as don't live in fear of a visit from 'im. They do say as he was at a dinner with the Reichsmarschall an' before the guests were finished with their hors d'oeuvres 'e'd eat everythin' laid out on the table includin' the bloody flower decorations. Another time 'e ruined Herr Goring's electric train by loadin' it up with diced pork. There was three cooks standin' at the other end of the track choppin' up suckin' pigs as'd been roasted on a spit into little bits and loadin' up. When the train passed 'im 'e'd empty the wagons. By the time 'e'd finished the train was that greased up it took the Reichsmarschall an' all 'is train specialists three weeks to get it runnin' proper again. They do say as 'e was the indirect cause the Luftwaffe didn't win the Battle of Britain."
— O.G.P.U. Prison, by Sven Hassel
"You going to finish those?" Terry asked, pointing to the last of the fries on my plate.
"No, I don't think—" He reached over and grabbed my plate. "—I'm going to finish them."
"Thanks," he mumbled, and stuffed a couple of the fries into his mouth. "I'm still hungry."
"How can you be hungry?" I asked in disbelief.
"I really work up an appetite out there on the road."
An appetite was one thing, but the way he could pack it away was another thing entirely. He'd already eaten two cheeseburgers, a large order of fries, a huge hunk of apple pie topped with ice cream and a gigantic salad, and washed it all down with a chocolate milkshake.
"In Newfoundland I had a waitress watch me eat and she asked me if I had a hollow leg," Terry said.
I laughed.
"I told her it was actually metal and fiberglass."
"No, I don't think—" He reached over and grabbed my plate. "—I'm going to finish them."
"Thanks," he mumbled, and stuffed a couple of the fries into his mouth. "I'm still hungry."
"How can you be hungry?" I asked in disbelief.
"I really work up an appetite out there on the road."
An appetite was one thing, but the way he could pack it away was another thing entirely. He'd already eaten two cheeseburgers, a large order of fries, a huge hunk of apple pie topped with ice cream and a gigantic salad, and washed it all down with a chocolate milkshake.
"In Newfoundland I had a waitress watch me eat and she asked me if I had a hollow leg," Terry said.
I laughed.
"I told her it was actually metal and fiberglass."
— Run, by Eric Walters
Live-Action TV
Aw, man, I already ate. I guess I'll just have a cheeseburger deluxe, a couple slices of pie, maybe an egg cream... and a waffle.
— Detective Norm Scully, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'm a Tribbiani! This is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders; we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit, we can eat!"
— Joey Tribbiani, Friends
Niles: Excuse me, Sylvia, did you say you wanted waffles or pancakes?
Sylvia Fine: And. I said "and".
— The Nanny, "Kissing Cousins"
Sylvia: Do I smell banana fritters with fresh fruit compote?
Niles: No.
Sylvia: Could I?
Niles: No.
Sylvia: Could I?
— The Nanny, "The Honeymoon's Overboard"
Koby: We already have our food.
Luffy: No, more is better. More is better.
Luffy: No, more is better. More is better.
Shanks: Thank you all for your hospitality and the food and the drink. We'll savor it as long as we can. And with Lucky Roux, that should be about three hours.
Roux: If you're lucky!
Roux: If you're lucky!
"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you HAVE.' Do you understand?"
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
Ron: And I'll have the number eight.
Waiter: That's a party platter. It serves twelve people.
Ron: I know what I'm about, son.
Waiter: That's a party platter. It serves twelve people.
Ron: I know what I'm about, son.
Kara: Pass me that last potsticker.
Alex: Uh, no. That one is mine. You've had four!
Kara: If that potsticker is not in my mouth in two seconds, I will melt your face.
Alex: [handing her the last potsticker] I hope you get fat.
Kara: [chuckling] Not on this planet.
Alex: Uh, no. That one is mine. You've had four!
Kara: If that potsticker is not in my mouth in two seconds, I will melt your face.
Alex: [handing her the last potsticker] I hope you get fat.
Kara: [chuckling] Not on this planet.
Wallace: The day of the back-to-school athletics banquet there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
Veronica: Did you eat one?
Wallace: I ate six.
Veronica: That's my Wallace.
— Veronica Mars, "Normal Is The Watchword"
Worzel Gummidge: "What happened to all those little sausages?!"
Aunt Sally: "I ate them."
Worzel Gummidge: "What?! All million of them!?"
Aunt Sally: "I ate them."
Worzel Gummidge: "What?! All million of them!?"
— Worzel Gummidge, "Very Good Worzel"
Video Games
AWACS Long Caster: Sorry, but I'm gonna eat while I work. My judgement goes fuzzy when I'm too hungry.
Count: How can you talk about food?
Count: How can you talk about food?
Susie: You cook everything in a giant witch's pot...?
Ralsei: Of course! Cauldron-cooking is very convenient! Here, Kris, Susie, have a cake!
[Ralsei conjures a cake from the cauldron, which flies up...then falls down and disappears into Susie's open mouth, candles and all]
Susie: Hmm...a little thick on the frosting.
Ralsei: ...Th...that was for sharing!
Susie: Hey, anyone was free to make an interception.
Ralsei: Of course! Cauldron-cooking is very convenient! Here, Kris, Susie, have a cake!
[Ralsei conjures a cake from the cauldron, which flies up...then falls down and disappears into Susie's open mouth, candles and all]
Susie: Hmm...a little thick on the frosting.
Ralsei: ...Th...that was for sharing!
Susie: Hey, anyone was free to make an interception.
— Deltarune Chapter 2
Avatar: Ah, Effie. Holding a feast, are you? Who else is invited?
Effie: Oh, hello, Avatar. No, why do you ask?
Avatar: Um...because you have enough food for twelve people laid out here.
Effie: Twelve people? Goodness, no. This is simply my lunch—nothing more.
Effie: Oh, hello, Avatar. No, why do you ask?
Avatar: Um...because you have enough food for twelve people laid out here.
Effie: Twelve people? Goodness, no. This is simply my lunch—nothing more.
"For the last time, Caspar, food is for eating and not inhaling. Um, hello? Are you listening to me?"
— Linhardt, Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
Alear: Wow. That seems like a lot of meat for the two of us.
Timerra: Oh, no. This one's for me. I was gonna do yours next.
Alear: What?! How do you eat that much?!
Timerra: Oh, you know. Open my mouth, bite, chew. I won't bore you with all the details.
Timerra: Oh, no. This one's for me. I was gonna do yours next.
Alear: What?! How do you eat that much?!
Timerra: Oh, you know. Open my mouth, bite, chew. I won't bore you with all the details.
Hanna: Hmm? The cheese that was in the messroom is gone.
Wappa: Boron ate it all! He didn't sneak a nibble, he took everything!
Wappa: Boron ate it all! He didn't sneak a nibble, he took everything!
— Fuga: Comedies of Steel, "Secret Nibblers Club - 3"
Vyrn: What the heck! Did you finish all that food by yourself?
Pecorine: Yes! It was sooo good!
Kokkoro: Oh, this is Pecorine's habitual appetite. Have you not experienced it yet?
Karyl: Yup. Nothing she eats surprises me anymore. She's a bottomless pit.
Pecorine: Yes! It was sooo good!
Kokkoro: Oh, this is Pecorine's habitual appetite. Have you not experienced it yet?
Karyl: Yup. Nothing she eats surprises me anymore. She's a bottomless pit.
Cluckin' Bell Employee: Can I take your order, please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man!
CJ: Hey, I'll take a number 9... fat boy!
Ryder: Gimme a number 9, just like his.
Sweet: Uh, lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
[everyone else in the car stares at Big Smoke incredulously]
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man!
CJ: Hey, I'll take a number 9... fat boy!
Ryder: Gimme a number 9, just like his.
Sweet: Uh, lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
[everyone else in the car stares at Big Smoke incredulously]
—Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, "Drive-Thru"
"I'm not full yet! I can still eat! Bring me more food!"
— Goroth the Giant, Last Cloudia (Upon receiving an enhancement.)
Kevin: I thought you were joking when you said you were going to buy everything they had left... The girl behind the counter looked like she thought you were a freak of nature.
Ries: This is just another example of Aidios' divine providence. It's better that they're bought by someone who intends to consume them than to have the poor things be thrown away.
Kevin: Yeah, yeah. You're a real bleeding heart. But THAT much? I hope you're not spending your entire salary on food.
Ries: I'll have you know that you have nothing to worry about. There are few people who know how to make better use of sales and special offers than I.
Ries: This is just another example of Aidios' divine providence. It's better that they're bought by someone who intends to consume them than to have the poor things be thrown away.
Kevin: Yeah, yeah. You're a real bleeding heart. But THAT much? I hope you're not spending your entire salary on food.
Ries: I'll have you know that you have nothing to worry about. There are few people who know how to make better use of sales and special offers than I.
— The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 3rd
Firis: Oh! Then why don't we build a place in town where people can go camping!?
Nelke: Hmm.. I have to say, that seems like a lot of work just to go camping. It seems kind of...odd.
Firis: That's not true! You get to pitch a tent, start a campfire, barbecue some food, sing some songs, barbecue some more food...! You can't get that kind of experience just staying at an inn!
Nelke: Hmm.. I have to say, that seems like a lot of work just to go camping. It seems kind of...odd.
Firis: That's not true! You get to pitch a tent, start a campfire, barbecue some food, sing some songs, barbecue some more food...! You can't get that kind of experience just staying at an inn!
Yosuke: H-Hey, uh, Hanako? You... wouldn't happen to have any extra curry left, huh? C'mon, give us some! We're begging you! We're starving to death here!
Hanako: No way. I'm on a diet right now, so this is all that I made. It has to last me.
Chie: All that you made...? It's like a bucketful...
Hanako: No way. I'm on a diet right now, so this is all that I made. It has to last me.
Chie: All that you made...? It's like a bucketful...
(Introducing the Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour Splatfest)
Shiver: What's your favorite taste sensation? Sweet, spicy, or sour?
Frye: No WAY—I'm hungry now! I had breakfast, brunch, and lunch. Is "lunner" a thing?
Shiver: What's your favorite taste sensation? Sweet, spicy, or sour?
Frye: No WAY—I'm hungry now! I had breakfast, brunch, and lunch. Is "lunner" a thing?
"Sorry, pal. I'm a pretty picky eater. I only eat burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, onion rings, spaghetti, sandwiches, chicken, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, cole slaw, roast beef..."
Webcomics
Murphy: "Are you going to eat again?"
Rowan: "What? I'm hungry."
Murphy: "But you've already had breakfast."
Rowan: "This is second breakfast... then brunch. Then elevensies, lunch, afternoon milk, dinner, supper..."
Murphy: "I only eat three meals a day!"
Rowan: "...And snacks between every nap!"
Murphy: "No wonder you're so fat."
Rowan: "What? I'm hungry."
Murphy: "But you've already had breakfast."
Rowan: "This is second breakfast... then brunch. Then elevensies, lunch, afternoon milk, dinner, supper..."
Murphy: "I only eat three meals a day!"
Rowan: "...And snacks between every nap!"
Murphy: "No wonder you're so fat."
"Okay, that's Jumbolaya©, one double-stacker, a strawberry milkshake, a Mega chicken ceasar salad, a quiche casserole, a club on sourdough, potato wedges skillet sizzler, a 12 oz medium rare, the salmon fillet, a raspberry sponge cake, onion rings, hush puppies, lasagna, a stack of butter wheat pancakes, pandesal, a bread bowl of creamed spinach, roasted asparagus, a banana split, and a molten fudge chocolate cake with chocolate sprinkles."
"Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?"
Nick: Okay. Does it come in my size? I'm hungry.
Liz: Tanner! Give me fifty-five hundred grams of number six!
Nick: You getting anything, Legs?
Legs: No, I'm going to manage my appetite by watching you eat.
Liz: Tanner! Give me fifty-five hundred grams of number six!
Nick: You getting anything, Legs?
Legs: No, I'm going to manage my appetite by watching you eat.
Web Original
"Four-cheese ravioli, Chef Boyardee Ravioli in ravioli, trifecta-liqour-meat sauce, cheesy-meat jolly balls and four of the hungriest mother(caw)s that ever ate on the internet!"
and four of the hungriest mother(caw)s that ever ate on the internet!"— Harley Morenstein, Masta Pasta episode of Epic Meal Time
Deandra: Jenna! How much longer until I go on [to the stage to sing]?! Jesus, I haven't eaten yet and Pizza Street closes at 1:00!
Jenna: Uh, Deandra, you've been eating food in the greenroom all night.
Deandra: (Ahem) That wasn't eating, that was snacking! I don't consider anything a meal unless it includes the words "All You Can Eat", "Bottomless", or "Endless".
Jenna: Uh, Deandra, you've been eating food in the greenroom all night.
Deandra: (Ahem) That wasn't eating, that was snacking! I don't consider anything a meal unless it includes the words "All You Can Eat", "Bottomless", or "Endless".
— The Most Popular Girls in School, Episode 69
"These snacks are for everybody! Not just lunch for Deandra, DEANDRA!"
"Hmm... Zelda, today I want salami, falafel, pizza, bacon, curry, porridge, vegetables, olives, potatoes, chips, corn, Tic Tacs, muffins, bananas, fish, turkey, chicken, cake, and Wheat Thins for dinner."
— King Harkinian, Youtube Poop - The King likes food. A lot.
Western Animation
Wakko packs away the snacks.
— Animaniacs intro
Percy: (he and Becky are watching Santa Claus being force fed fruitcake pancakes) Woah... I've never seen anyone eat so many fruitcake pancakes!
Becky: It's amazing! Now it's gross... Now it's amazing again! And now it's just sad.
Becky: It's amazing! Now it's gross... Now it's amazing again! And now it's just sad.
— The Bagel and Becky Show, "The 12 Quadrillion Days of Christmas"
We ate a lot of Burger World food, and now we're fat.
— Butt-Head, Beavis And Butthead, "Supersize Me"
Son: Please, daddy.
John Goodman: I told you, when I'm finished, you can have what's left!
Son: There won't be any left. There's never any left.
(Wife tries to grab some food, but Goodman stabs her with a fork)
Wife: (nervously) Happy Thanksgiving.
John Goodman: I told you, when I'm finished, you can have what's left!
Son: There won't be any left. There's never any left.
(Wife tries to grab some food, but Goodman stabs her with a fork)
Wife: (nervously) Happy Thanksgiving.
Bear: I'm stuffed.
Franklin: Can Bear and I go exploring, Mom?
Mrs. Turtle: Exploring? That sounds like fun. But be careful.
Franklin: We will, Mom.
Bear: Maybe we'll find some berries for dessert.
Franklin: I thought you were full, Bear.
Bear: Not the dessert part. It's still empty.
Franklin: Can Bear and I go exploring, Mom?
Mrs. Turtle: Exploring? That sounds like fun. But be careful.
Franklin: We will, Mom.
Bear: Maybe we'll find some berries for dessert.
Franklin: I thought you were full, Bear.
Bear: Not the dessert part. It's still empty.
— Franklin, "Franklin's Mom"
"Besides, (holding up several dozen hotdogs) it's just a little snack."
Ace: How did you eat a whole week's supply of food in one afternoon?
Bon Bon: Easy, I... I was hungry.
Bon Bon: Easy, I... I was hungry.
"One for Winston, two for me. One for Peter, and three for me."
— Slimer serving pancakes, The Real Ghostbusters, "Three Men and an Egon"
Heffer: What's the biggest thing on the menu?
Sausage Shanty Clerk: That would be our Knackwurst nightmare platter. 570 pounds of ground pig parts packed tightly but tantalizingly in over two miles of intestinal tubing. No one has finished the nightmare platter.
Heffer: I'll take two!
Clerk: There aren't enough pigs in the country, sir.
Heffer: Hmmm. How about one and a side of fries?
Sausage Shanty Clerk: That would be our Knackwurst nightmare platter. 570 pounds of ground pig parts packed tightly but tantalizingly in over two miles of intestinal tubing. No one has finished the nightmare platter.
Heffer: I'll take two!
Clerk: There aren't enough pigs in the country, sir.
Heffer: Hmmm. How about one and a side of fries?
— Rocko's Modern Life, "Road Rash"
Employee: That man ate all our shrimp. And two plastic lobsters.
Captain McAllister: 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine.
Captain McAllister: 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine.
Homer: Oh, I like food alright... [singing to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"] I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...
Editor: I get the picture.
Homer: [continues, ignoring him] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
Editor: I get the picture.
Homer: [continues, ignoring him] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
Spongebob: Barnacles, Patrick! What did you eat?
Patrick: Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
Spongebob: No, I mean just this morning.
Patrick: ...some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
Patrick: Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
Spongebob: No, I mean just this morning.
Patrick: ...some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Something Smells"
Cyborg: Let's see... I'll have four number ones, three number twos, five number threes, a side of fries and...a diet soda.
Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda. Just meat.
Cyborg: Okay, then make it a cup of meat juice.
Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda. Just meat.
Cyborg: Okay, then make it a cup of meat juice.
— Teen Titans (2003), "Employee Of The Month"
Ever heard of third lunch?!
— Lynn Loud, The Loud House, "Food Courting"
Other
"Giggle pixie Elizabeth Banks said that no one loves cake more than Jennifer Lawrence, which would seem like a really shitty, passive-aggressive jab if not for two indisputable facts: Elizabeth Banks is delightful and JLaw totally stole the first piece of Banks's birthday cake like some sort of birthday tax assessor. JLaw is the Sheriff of Nottingham of birthdays."
— Doug Barry, Jezebel
, JezebelZeke: [finds the others in the restaurant, takes a seat] Lo, again. I miss anythingggggg... [the question dies away when he notices Starlight's gigantic pile of food] ...Magic burns a lot of carbs, I take it?
Michael: [...and then Michael returns with a couple bacon cheeseburger meals after paying for them. He breaks off a part of the bun and gives it to Dulcina] Pretty much.
Risky: That which is apparent.
Starlight: Yeah. I generally do 5 meals a day. [does an Aside Glance]
Michael: [...and then Michael returns with a couple bacon cheeseburger meals after paying for them. He breaks off a part of the bun and gives it to Dulcina] Pretty much.
Risky: That which is apparent.
Starlight: Yeah. I generally do 5 meals a day. [does an Aside Glance]
"In Europe, we eat a lot, we drink a little wine, we have expressosic, we go back to hotel, take big shit, then we go play."
— Steve Kerr on NBA Open Court, quoting Toni Kukoc about his huge pregame meal Note
"But then, in panel three, we abruptly shift gears, and realize those emails are about something else we know about Dagwood: that he is a limitless appetite, a nightmarish spatial anomaly who can take any amount of foodstuff down his infinite gullet. Just imagine Lou at the diner, the sloshing sea of subpar chili reaching his chin. 'Who usually ate all this,' he asks, baffled. 'Where is it coming from? Where does it usually go?' He can hardly breathe from the smell. 'Where’s Dagwood? Why didn't Dagwood tell us he was leaving? Why didn't we make plans?'"
"And something I discovered is, I am not Ron Swanson. I can't finish this alone."
Andrew Rea, Binging with Babish, on the "Turf and Turf" note
"Anyone who eats three pounds of steak and a bottle of chili sauce for a starter has got me beat."
— Frank "Ping" Bodie, on Babe Ruth
"I love life. I love all of it, and in fact I love food."
— Ariel Sharon, yet-to-be Prime Minister of Israel, in 1982.
, yet-to-be Prime Minister of Israel, in 1982."I'm working hard on my dad bod and I'm not even a dad."
