Globox: "Council"? "Magic"? Who's your mom, Betilla the fairy?
Rayman: Yep!
Globox: What.
Rayman: Yeah, she's my mom!
Rayman: Yep!
Globox: What.
Rayman: Yeah, she's my mom!
President Gilligrass: This is the President of the United States.
Shanks: And this is the Wizard of Oz.
Shanks: And this is the Wizard of Oz.
Apollo: I am Apollo!
Chekov: And I am the Czar of all the Russias.
Chekov: And I am the Czar of all the Russias.
— Star Trek: The Original Series, "Who Mourns for Adonais?"
Aunt May: What's going on up there?
Peter Parker & Mary Jane: Nothing, aunt May!
Aunt May: I don't want any hanky-panky up there!
Peter Parker: We're studying!
Aunt May: I mean it!
Peter Parker: We're studying!
Aunt May: And I'm Katie Couric!
Peter Parker & Mary Jane: Nothing, aunt May!
Aunt May: I don't want any hanky-panky up there!
Peter Parker: We're studying!
Aunt May: I mean it!
Peter Parker: We're studying!
Aunt May: And I'm Katie Couric!
Charley Brewster: Look, I'm telling you, Jerry Dandridge is a vampire!
Detective Lennox: Sure, and I'm Dirty Harry.
Detective Lennox: Sure, and I'm Dirty Harry.
Motherboard: I am protector of all Cyberspace.
Inez: Right, and I'm Xena: Warrior Princess.
Inez: Right, and I'm Xena: Warrior Princess.
"Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."
— Ash Williams, Army of Darkness
"If she knows anything, I'm the Martian Manhunter."
— Lois Lane, Superman vs. the Elite
Benedict: I'm warning you, I'm the former secretary of education!
Police Officer: Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
Police Officer: Yeah, yeah, and I'm the former princess of Morocco. Get in the car!
Tom: Next you're all going to be telling me I'm the long-lost princess of Russia. And the worst part is, I'll probably believe you.
Jake: Would that make me royalty too?
Marco: There can be only one Tsarina Anastasia Romanova, and Tom just called dibs on being her. But don't worry, I still like you better.
Jake: Would that make me royalty too?
Marco: There can be only one Tsarina Anastasia Romanova, and Tom just called dibs on being her. But don't worry, I still like you better.
— Eleutherophobia: The Thing from Another World
Oh, life is a cycle of glorious song,
A medley of extemporania,
And love is a thing that can never go wrong,
And I am Marie of Roumania.
A medley of extemporania,
And love is a thing that can never go wrong,
And I am Marie of Roumania.
Eddie Brock: Wow, little old Mrs. Chen is a little old blackmailer!
Mrs. Chen: Less of the old, I'm 39!
Venom: And I am Barry Manilow!
Mrs. Chen: Less of the old, I'm 39!
Venom: And I am Barry Manilow!
Captain Fancey: I am Captain Fancey of the Bow Street Runners!
Constable: And Ah'm Titania, Queen of all the fairies!
Constable: And Ah'm Titania, Queen of all the fairies!
"If that's an innocent thirteen year old, I'm... Tina Turner!"
— Sharon Theodopolopodous, Birds of a Feather, "Jobs for the Girls"
Sharon: I tell ya, if these are a size fourteen, I am Jerry Hall.
Dorien: If you're size fourteen, then I'm Jerry Hall.
Dorien: If you're size fourteen, then I'm Jerry Hall.
Tengen Uzui: I am the god of festivals. The god of Flashiness.
Kagome Higurashi: [thinking] Yeah, and I'm empress of Japan.
Kagome Higurashi: [thinking] Yeah, and I'm empress of Japan.
Sharon: Well, if you're French, I'm a monkey's uncle.
Greg: You'd be a monkey's auntie, wouldn't you?
Greg: You'd be a monkey's auntie, wouldn't you?
— Birds of a Feather, "Money"
Natella: You'll get detention if you set the school on fire!
Keisha: And if my auntie had nuts, she'd be my uncle!
Carol: Keisha, you have a detention.
Keisha: [on mobile phone] Auntie May! You is a lying bitch!
Keisha: And if my auntie had nuts, she'd be my uncle!
Carol: Keisha, you have a detention.
Keisha: [on mobile phone] Auntie May! You is a lying bitch!
— Bromwell High, "Fire Drill"
Uncle Murgatroyed: Reckon! That means "good"!
Poindexter: I knew that.
Uncle Murgatroyed: Sure, son. And I'm the King of England.
Poindexter: I knew that.
Uncle Murgatroyed: Sure, son. And I'm the King of England.
— D.M. Dinwiddie, Physician-in-Training
Bizarro: Me am causing no trouble.
Green Lantern (John Stewart): Sure, and I'm a ballerina.
Bizarro: Bizarro not like big words!
Green Lantern (John Stewart): Sure, and I'm a ballerina.
Bizarro: Bizarro not like big words!
[Barnaby has announced to Mother Goose Village his plan to get married to Mary Contrary]
Barnaby: Citizens, you are looking at a very happy man.
Sylvester the goose: [aside to Mother Goose] If he's happy, I'm a chicken.
Barnaby: Citizens, you are looking at a very happy man.
Sylvester the goose: [aside to Mother Goose] If he's happy, I'm a chicken.
— The Disney film version of Babes in Toyland
The Warden: I am a Grey Warden and I seek the assistance of the mages.
Carroll: Oh, you're a Grey Warden, are you? Prove it.
The Warden: I have these documents here...
Carroll: Yes? Oh, a Grey Warden seal. A-ha. So you're claiming to be one of those. You know, I have some documents, too. They say I'm the queen of Antiva. What do you think of that?
Carroll: Oh, you're a Grey Warden, are you? Prove it.
The Warden: I have these documents here...
Carroll: Yes? Oh, a Grey Warden seal. A-ha. So you're claiming to be one of those. You know, I have some documents, too. They say I'm the queen of Antiva. What do you think of that?
