Quotes / A Man Is Always Eager

Fan Works

"You can't rape a guy. They all want it."

— Ginny, Lions VS Snakes

Mrs. Weasley: I need you to be honest with me Ginny. You are an adult now, are you and Harry having sex?
Ginny: Um, we have, a few times.
Mrs. Weasley: Then that is your answer and a very useful tool women have to use on men. It's well known that men cannot go without sex, not once they have it and especially not young men.

— Consequences of Manipulation

Films — Live Action

Girl: Come on, we're at a funeral!
Boy: Funerals get me hot!

— Student Bodies

I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long term?" "Is it safe?" "Is it reliable?" "Could it kill me?" Most guys look at sex like parking a car. We're like, "There's a spot." "There is another spot, that would work." "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." "Handicapped? Hope no one sees us."

—A stand-up comedian in Joker (2019)

Live-Action TV

We'll BUY it, we'll KILL YOU about it, we'll BEG you for it, we'll LIE about it and at the end of the day WE'LL LAY DOWN OUR LIVES for it.

—Steve Harvey, Family Feud

Kelso: Girls don't even like sex.
Jackie: Of course we do!
Kelso: Then why aren't we having sex right now?
Jackie: I don't feel like having sex right now.
Kelso: I do! Point made, thank you!

— That '70s Show

Chandler: See, when you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal!" But the guy is thinking, "Finally, somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No way!
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well that's pathetic.
Chandler: Again, true.

— Friends

Donna: All I'm saying is we have to wait for the right time.
Eric: Okay. How about now?
Donna: Um, no.
Eric: Okay. How about now?
Donna: No.
Eric: Okay. Now?
Donna: Yes.
Eric: Really?
Donna: No.
Eric: Okay. Now, right?
(Donna leaves)
Eric: I'll be waiting.
Donna: Shut up.
Eric: I've got a birthday coming up, so...

— That '70s Show

Western Animation

Femputer: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them... to death!
Fry, Kif and Zapp: -gasp in horror-
Femputer: By snu-snu!
Zapp and Fry: Woohoo! Yeah!
Kif: -sobs-
Zapp: What are you, gay?

— Futurama

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