The distress beacon appears to be coming from a TV Tropes Pantheon page for FTL: Faster Than Light.
1. Prepare for Ascension.
2. Make edits to the page.
3. Read one of the other Pantheon subpages.
- The Engi, Sacred Race of Robo Speak as Lesser Deities in the Hall of Speech (A to M) (House of Quirks)
- The Slugs, Sacred Race of Nebulae as Lesser Deities in the Hall of Celestial Bodies and Stars (House of Space and Cosmos)
- The Mantis, Sacred Race of Insectoid Aliens as Lesser Deities in the Halls of Extraterrestrial Appearance and Biology (House of Extraterrestrials) and Insects (House of Beasts and Fauna)
- The Lanius, Sacred Race of Outer-Space Respiration as Lesser Deities in the Hall of Power Archetypes (House of Power and Abilities)
- Kestrel Cruisers have been placed in The Great Treasury, under the Vehicles Depot