Headscratchers / Dick Figures: The Movie

• If Red has already hit the Superpower Lottery for some time, why hasn't he just used his powers on his enemies the whole time? Why has he resorted only to fistfights?
  • If he did use his full capabilities every time, he'd probably win every fight in seconds. Being Red, he wants more time to look as awesome as possible.
• Were kaiju attacks so common in Japan that no ones seems to care/notice that one is fighting a Humongous Mecha and tearing up the city?
• In one scene, we see old Broseph. However, he was presumably killed back when he was young by young Red when he first came to Earth. We even see him crushing Broseph's skull! That begs for an explanation.
  • Its Dick Figures. People die and come back to life with no explanation all the time.
• If Colonel Crookygrin was alcohol blind, how was he able to see Red and Blue on Burrito Island?
  • He didn't, he just saw the huge fire that Red had started and correctly assumed someone needed rescuing. I doubt even an alcohol blind person could miss a fire that big.