Rosebud was a sled.
You likely know that by now.
How can you not know?
Aeris gets killed off
When disc one comes to an end.
Of course, you knew that.
- — Xolroc
I read Final Night
Because Jordan's heroics
Are discussed these days
In current stories.
Parallax turning good was
All I knew prior.
- (true story.)
His dad is Vader
But somehow I didn't know
Mom gave it away
- — Webby
Snape kills Dumbledore
Cried in math class when I heard
What?! You didn't know?
The whole game was just
An MMORPG
The game is a lie!
- — Slammurai
You already know
That Sheik is Princess Zelda
Just like all of us.
- — Dark Elf Princess
Neo is the One
Tyler Durden isn't real
'Twas Earth all along
- — Stong Radd
Everybody knew.
It's a very well known twist.
It's not a shocker.
Treasure that must not be seen
More to the castle than it seems
Lo and behold, he's now a dragon
- — Awe921
In RDR2,
Arthur Morgan has TB.
Well, that kinda sucks.
